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This country has turned into a bad joke. I am very sad to say this as a 5th gen but we are looking at leaving as this country is going the wrong direction

I can smell the shit through the screen. Khalistan is terrorism. Liberal government is a joke. Fuck you liberals 🖕🏼

Safe here ... 🤣👌 good joke 4:45

Our country has officially become a landing pad. The logic is a joke: ignore our own people and bring in planeloads of Indians to staff Tim Hortons instead of paying a living wage. We’ve become a pathetic shell of a country where the 'New Dream' is 12 Indians crammed in a one-bedroom apartment in their bare feet with not a single deodorant stick between the twelve of em’ just to keep low-wage franchises running. 💩

Enough - we are full. If it was done properly no problem. I have heard from them that Canada is a joke. We need quality, not quantity!!!! GET THEM OUT ALREADY AND FIRE THOSE RESPONSIBLE

So how do they get these positions. They are a joke anyone else would be fired

The immigration policy in Canada is a joke. Justin has ruined it. I bet 80% of immigrants there have arrived on false pretence, be it studying or tourism or marriage. Its all big business in India. I'll do the studying you pay the fees, let's get married on paper to gain entry.... Its an open secret. Canada is officially fooked.... 😂

Oh, Tyler Oliveira—you sniveling, camera-clutching clown from the States, desperately chasing clicks by dunking on India like it's your ticket to relevance. You slither into our sacred festivals, twist them into your racist freak shows, and call it "content"? That Gorehabba video where you mocked an ancient Karnataka ritual as the "sh***iest experience" of your life? Pathetic. You got roasted so hard by millions of Indians that you cried uncle, doxxed and threatened, begging for mercy while scrapping your whole "documentary." Then you pivot to whining about "Canada's Indian Invasion," painting hardworking Indians as some horde overwhelming your precious borders—only for YouTube to smack it down before you reuploaded your bile. Newsflash, you bottom-feeding provocateur: India's not your punchline. We're the eternal empire that's outlasted losers like you for millennia. Time to school your ignorant ass on why you should've stayed in your mom's basement—India, the unstoppable tiger that could crush your entire "career" without noticing. Let's start with the obvious: scale, you microscopic meme. India's a juggernaut with 1.45 billion souls, a population exploding with talent and tenacity, projected to dominate the world demo while your declining West scrambles for immigrants to wipe its ass. We're bigger than your wildest fever dreams—3.287 million square kilometers of epic diversity, from Himalayan fortresses to tech hubs that power the globe. You? A solo YouTuber with a few million subs, hiding behind a mic, peddling poop jokes because real journalism's too hard. Your "exposés" on cow dung rituals or urine therapy? Cherry-picked trash from one village, ignoring that India's the cradle of civilization— inventors of zero, yoga, and chess when your ancestors were grunting in caves. You sensationalize our extremes to feed your racist fanbase, but guess what? We own the narrative now; your videos get mass-reported and buried because 1.5 billion of us don't play. Economy? You love ranting about H-1B visas and Indians "invading" jobs—cry harder, Tyler. India's GDP is blasting past $4 trillion, eyeing $10 trillion by 2030, with 7% growth that laps your stagnant economy. We're the world's startup unicorn factory, with giants like Reliance and Tata that could buy your channel for chump change. Indian CEOs run Google, Microsoft, and half of Silicon Valley—your tech overlords are us, bro. And those "invasions" you fear? We're the brains keeping Canada and the US afloat; without Indian talent, your countries would crumble into irrelevance. Your anti-Indian rants on visas? Just salty jealousy from a guy whose "content" relies on AI-generated slop and hate bait. Keep mocking; we'll keep innovating and out-earning you. Power? Don't make me laugh. India's military is a nuclear-armed beast: $80+ billion budget, 1.4 million troops, hypersonic missiles, and carriers that could sail circles around your non-existent army. We're ranked top 4 globally in firepower, staring down real threats while you play pretend journalist in safe suburbs. You "fight" with a camera; we'd "eat you up" with one viral backlash—remember how we turned your life into "a living hell" with reports and threats? That's just a taste; cross us again, and your channel's toast. But we're merciful giants—unlike you, we don't need to stoop to your level. Our people? Unbreakable legends. A mosaic of 2,000+ ethnic groups, 22 languages, and faiths that birthed Buddhism, Hinduism, and the world's largest democracy. Bollywood crushes your Hollywood knockoffs; our cuisine, from biryani to butter chicken, rules global menus while you gag on sensationalized "poop" stories. We've conquered empires—the Mughals, British—and risen stronger, while you're just another white dude profiting off exoticism. Racist? Check your mirror; your videos drip with disdain for "third-world" vibes, but India's soft power—cricket, curry, tech—owns the planet. You called our festival "humanity's extinction" risk? Nah, that's your career after we expose your bigotry. So, Tyler, tuck your tail and run. Apologize for your propaganda, delete your trash, and stick to interviewing rednecks. India's not your playground; we're the big daddy that broke you once and can do it again. Stay scared, clown. Jai Hind!

Europeans are first migrant of america and canada. They ruined the original people of this land and now pointing fingre to indians, what a joke 🤣🤣🤣

Im tired of being hit almost every day on my ebike every day. Literally got hit on friday by one in edmonton and I have to taxi and we all know taxi drivers are indian and they are some of the worst drivers I dont how they come to canada get there license and how they come to our country and our eay richer than us white people the government helped them way too much while they dont help the people that lived here there whole lives. We got to struggle and watch these people that just move here and way more richer than us and pisses me off. We just keep getting flooded with more and more. I could ramble all day about it but its becoming a joke

Pierre is 100% correct on this and those who disagree have zero facts to back them up. Their criticism is the " tone " Pierre used. What a joke! You know Liberals are completely wrong about this because they try to smear the Conservatives!

Its very bad here in Canada. All jobs that used to go to the youth now go to immigrants. Tyler, its no joke to say you'll pray to other gods. Keep your heart and mind pure, otherwise you will be snared.

Alberta is Calling! Hello? What a joke this Premier is.

BRO I LITTERALY LIVE 10 MINUTES FROM THERE AND I MAKE JOKES ABOUT THAT ALL THE TIME

Holy deficit, Batman! For what? Joke!

Are you kidding me? This has been going on for too long? Why is our government so slow? Government is a joke! Anyone with any criminal violation should be deported. Save tax payer money.

im so glad our government is ontop of this, so glad that no ones getting hurt for years and years, good job Canada. Very good Very for the citizens, lmao what a joke

Laughing my head off, immigration officer rounding up criminals and some of them are here illegally, what are the immigration officer going to do when they all demand refugee status or claim asylum seekers, I guess they will be given lodging, food and healthcare, all on the taxpayers dime, Canada is a joke

Canada is a joke 😢

Canada is a JOKE

300 cases 10 deported that's Canada Surrey Mayor is a joke so is BC and global news.. COPS ARE A FAIL IN Canada so is global new and its phony narrative

Oh please this was going on in the early eighties when I lived there you a joke

Canada has become the biggest joke in the western world. Full of corruption and incompetence.

Our tax dollars wasted on law abiding gun owners instead of criminals...what a joke the liberal Government is

😂😂😂😂😂 Canada is a joke. Now it's a problem. took this long to figure it out 👍

296 out of Millions- what a 🤬 joke

What a joke

what a joke

It is a joke that Canadian condemn ICE in usa.

hooray hooray Canada's gonna be safe!! we've deported 10 criminals and nine more are waiting trial… our immigration and justice system in Canada is a a fxcking joke!!!!!

voluntary compliance ??? they did extortion and they are illegals , is this a joke?

Ooooooo only now . Investigating 😂. Wot a joke .

This country has become a JOKE. Scared to be called racist, scared to be called transphobic, scared to be called Islamophobic, scared to be Canadian, if that even means anything anymore. We know it doesnt. Over a decade of liberal leadership has canada looking like a 3rd world country in decline. 🤢🤮 if they want it some much, let them have it. They will have to do it with out lands custodians that made it possible. Let them lay railways in their sandals in the snow for 100 years.

Nothing will happen. We're a joke.

"Police are limited in charges approved" what a joke the system is

2.9 million housing issues have been resolved for some homeless Canadians. There is a shortage of high-school science teachers. Students have to wait more than a year to get grade 11 physics and other science courses like biology. I think 2.9 million would free up some classes. It's kind of difficult to make doctors in Canada, if you don't have your high-school science. I hope this will free up the healthcare system because it is pure garbage. I have been waiting a year and a half for a surgery! Joke Government. Corrupt and Incompetent! Polygraph, Audit, Drug Test all of Government!! It's a DISGRACE!!

Canada is turning into INDIA 2.0. This country is literally unrecognizable in the past few years. The immigration system is a joke.

🤣🤣🤣this is why Canada is a JOKE like EU

420 on a years of taxes 😂😂 That is a real joke !

They’re screwing over your whole country and you can’t do shit about it. What a joke of a democracy.

What a joke

3 years... for someone to get citizenship is such a joke...

11:00 what did sikh man say that they can't speak freely in india?😂 What a joke? People literally abuse every govt on India online offline doesn't matter it's left or right..indian doesn't have civic sense doesn't follow rule especially those traffic rules in Brampton and in india bcoz in india they got too much freedom in the name of so fundamental rights,free speech..... These people go in foreign countries and say they got tortured by indian govt they don't have freedom like seriously? This is literally hilarious things....99% Sikh driving truck in foreign countries and talking about freedom... Educated, middle class sikh working in India , have sikh military regiment, and punjab state have Sikh govt and they aren't able to speak right? Govt need to indentify such traitors.....and cancel their Visa and sieze Thier property in India......

These rednecks had generations to make something of themselves. That one poor looking white guy in the beginning should be ashamed of his ancestors for not making his life easier. My dad came in 1974 from India and worked his ass off. Drive a truck, taxi, and worked construction. Now I’m a CPA and my brother is a bloody doctor. No joke. In 1 generation. That’s how it’s done. It’s their own fault. They couldn’t make something of it, so we will. If you don’t like it, then just do what you tell us to do: get out.

In my 42 years of working a service job I encountered thousands of immigrants.....I always found the East Indian people to be the easiest to get along with......there are good and bad apples in every culture but in general I found them always willing to help , talk and laugh with me.......many of them joked how they could out cheap anyone......and you've got to give them credit for finding the loop holes to get ahead

It’s Simple, Liberals care more for immigrants than it’s TRUE Canadians! Conservatives, care more for TRUE Canadians. One Canadian life is far more valuable than 100 immigrants. Liberals will give FREE money to immigrants for housing, food, and other necessities, but we have single CANADIAN mothers that are barely surviving. Liberals, you’re an absolute joke. I have zero respect for liberals. I only surround myself with intelligent thinkers. USA, Poland, & Hungary are the only countries I respect.

Are you fuckin kidding me?! Is this a joke?

I hate them joking about there being too many of them

Who even thinks of ‘Indians eat poop’ as a stereotype? That’s not a ‘joke’—that’s straight-up dehumanizing racism. Indians in Canada work, pay taxes, build businesses, and keep essential services running. Why is it so normal to say disgusting things about us and call it content? I face this hate every fucking day you If you really dislike Indians that much, be honest about it. Put up a sign: ‘Indians not welcome.’ But you won’t—because you still want Indian customers, Indian workers, and Indian money. You can’t profit from a community while disrespecting it

I think the driving in Canada and the United States has gotten crazy because of the massive amounts of immigrants that are pouring into the countries. I live in a small town in upstate New York and it’s gotten so bad to drive here. It is outrageous. We also have a extremely diverse community. Looks like a Third World country where I live no joke.