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He could go AWOL like Biden and Harris. Nobody will miss him. Hey we still hear him coming out. How old was you when you realized you weren't a man? Was you 3-4 years old or in your 20s?

Hey thats a dude!!?

Hey dems… YOU WENT BACK!! ????

Hey CNN, what happened to my girl Maggie Haberman? Just out of curiosity. Where is she? A lot of journalists are tapping out. I know she is a commentator but still..., where is she? Is she fired? Or did she called the quits?

Hey right now I can go to Home Depot and nobody running up to my car. And I like it that way

Hey! We are at War - our Military are setting up for mass deportations of ILLEGAL ALIENS & WAR WITH THE CARTEL. You think you can run free into America without any consequences? FAFO!!! It’s going to get ugly. Praying for our Military. ??

Hey the is so old news.

Hey, South African government!! ARE YOU LISTENING???

They are literally trying to bust their way into the country but hey, they’re not criminals ?

Hey, they’re ALL being employed by SOMEONE ?

CNN doing more sane washing of trumps disputable actions!!!\nCNN why are you not correctly reporting WHY Columbia refused the MILITARY planes!!!\nThis photo opp stunt cost Americans almost $900,000.00!! Also this stunt could be ILLEGAL!!! Oh I forgot laws don’t matter when it comes to the MIST CORRUPT PRESIDENT in US history!!!\nTrump could care less about the cost to you ignorant Americans!!!!\nBut hey keep cheering for this vile conman!!\nAmerica is turned into a cesspool over night with this fasist vile criminal as your president!!!\nWow how dumb are Americans?? Apparently EXTREMELY dumb! You voted for THAT thing not once but twice!!!!\nBrain dead Americans!!!!\nGood job you fricken idiots!!! You got exactly what you voted for! He told you all what he was going to do but I guess you thought being apart if trumps cult would protect you!!! ???? it’s not! Trump could care less about you! He chewed you up and is now spitting you out with a huge smile on his face!!! Good job American imbeciles!!!!

Hey trump can I go back home too since my grandparents arrived in 1917 as immigrants rich went to Manhattan then moved to cleveland id live to be deported back home right back to europe

Hey Columbia, you didn't get Mamala......instead, Daddy's home!

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah hey hey goodbye!! ?

Hey guys trumps tarrifs are going to increase your prices.....wait.....they just caved...no increase in prices, and we got what we wanted.....hmmmm

Hey, yankies. Tariffs only hurt the American people, not Trump. So, are the UNITED STATES OF TERRORISM gearing up to try and destroy yet another SOVEREIGN government? Like they have around the world and most recently in Ukraine. ????\nThe world is wise to you yanks now. YANKS, NO THANKS. STOP THE ISRAELI/ US OCCUPATION OF GAZA. FREE PALESTINE ????????????????????????

Hey this is smart again we're both divided no one's above

Hey this is smart Hey look at all those jobs out there do you want them any about next voting put exterior maintenance law new government division put your name phone number and address and when they call you tell him you stand behind it better than losing your house is there a bad enough that they make money off of our artists listen to Tom McDonald's watch first post vantage\nNow you have the power to teach them how to suffer

Hey Don Jr, your cocaine is going to cost alot more now that Daddy acted out. MAGA, hope you like tea, because you won't be able to afford coffee anymore.

Hey mayor. These people are criminals. They entered our country illegally. What part of that is so hard for democrats to understand?

The largest population of illegal immigrants has been chinese, according to all media outlets during the presidential race. It seems hey used that to get votes, but no mention of them anymore ?

Hey MAGAts, did Trump lower the cost of your eggs, hog jowls and muskrat sphincters yet??

Hey colombia just take back your citizens, they are your citizens!

???Hey MAGA, your cost for a cup of coffee just went up! Trump just imposed a 25 percent “emergency” tariff on all Colombian imports, which will be raised to 50 percent in a week!

HEY COLOMBIA! 2024 UNITED STATES GDP = $ 29 TRILLION. THE MARXIST COLOMBIAN PRESIDENT THINKS HE'S RELEVANT.

Hey all I have to say is the shit worked last time

Hey President Trump what abouth grocery , price of eggs etc, Now this ... US goods and services trade with Colombia totaled an estimated $53.5 billion X by the tarrif you will impose. Can you calculate the cost the American normal poeple will pay? Plus Canada plus Mexico ?

Hey CNN. Give an update stating Columbia already caved in.

Hey crazy cult base you do know we the people pay for tariffs , you people have no idea what you've done but you will soon !

Hey CNN ?: This is how it’s DONE!

Hey Columbia… Take your spics back. We don’t want then either.

For what Hey Dumpy Trumpy no one Actually likes you,And your going to hurt America But that's right you're a billionaire and you don't care!

Trump is so impossibly stupid\n\nDJT: Hey Columbia, take these people back!\nColumbia: No\nDJT: Take them back or I will impose tariffs on you!\nColumbia: You mean tariffs that will not affect us one bit, but make the price of our goods more expensive, thus hurting your own people?\nDJT: Yes! Do what I want, or I will hurt my own people and blame YOU!\nColumbia: And they're stupid enough to believe that?\nDJT: They voted for me, didn't they?\nColumbia: Fair point. Still...........no.

I was just joking presidente Trump mi amigo,hey look take my plane

Hey Trump, and Columbia just placed a 25% on us as well. So Trump when you get done being a stupid ass let us all know when the child that you are grows the F UP!

Hey i can do without coffee if you need cocaine i dont know.......Hunter is pissed

In 4 years there are no more allies left for the us if trump continues like this ? but hey china is happy

Hey guess what colombia within 30 min reversed their stance and let the flights in.

Hey buddy Biden let illegals by millions. Tjis will never happen to mr trump.

Hey thanks for making things more expensive. The people who voted for you should cover the costs for everyone else.

Hey cnn! Hows about finding out why trump turned on his buddy putin? Could ut be that after putin helped put him back in office like all those maga folks trump is doing the same.to all the maga's and bending thrm over with out lube! Just like trumps doing eith all of us! And news outfits like you and abc, nbc and the rest dose! Like gun violince! Aka school shootimg quit giving these sick folks thier 15 minutes of fame! Dont say the names and i bet they well quit vause they wont get the rushbfrom becoming famous! Hmmm!

Tramp continues to show his ignorance on economics! Robert Greene states “stupid, incompetent people are more dangerous than evil people”. My take: those that are stupid, incompetent and evil are the worst! Cases in point: Donald J. TRAMP and his RINO minions! Hey Maga Morons: we saw what we saw - we know what we know. BTW, the witnesses to the Jan.06 Committee were Republican!!!

Hey Colombia, see how that works out for you

What a clown but hey cheaper eggs. Right?

Hey guess what A-holes.... Columbia just changed their mind and is now allowing the flights in... Just like that

Hey CNN. Mc Donald's is hiring ?

Hey CNN. How come you don’t report on Colombian president rescinding his decision. Now Colombian president states he will take back his criminal illegal immigrants PLUS Columbia will send planes to pick them up. \n\nCNN. YOU ARE LOSERS??????

Hey left wing lunatics?? Why doesn’t Columbia want their criminals back? Y’all wanna keep them but their own countries don’t want them. I wonder why.

HEY TRUMP: Instead of starting up trouble with yet another country, try bringing down the price of eggs, milk, meat ,bread, housing costs, energy bills, etc. here at home!

Hey Columbia... Send your fruits to Canada ?? ! We were buying from California & Florida. We are open to buy from you & cuba free trade style ???? .. this is A MESS!!!