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Hey Trump, this is what a real leader looks like. As an American I'm so ashamed of our government. We love you Canada.

First the trade war based on lies, then a political war based on lies, then a special military operation based on lies. And hey presto, according the Putin playbook Canada becomes the 51st state.

Look at all the comments of everyone on here that have no idea about politics or finances. I am pretty sure he put in his resignation because he failed canada and its people. But hey we have Americans on here complaining and of course caring about another country rather than their own.

Hey Justin, I just sent back all the parts that came from Canada

Hey Canada, Europe here. Let's found our own thing. Are you in?

Hey Canada!!! Can we (U.S.) barrow your leader??? Pleeeeease!!!???

American here.......this stupid, unnecessary trade war that Trump started is beyond embarrassing. My sincerest apologies to Canada and the rest of the world. I didn't vote for Trump, but hey, *somebody* has to apologize.

Hey, here, from Germany.\nHave been to Canada as a young guy several times and loved it.\nI`m impressed of how you react and how Doug Ford and Trudeau stepped up.\nUnfortunaletly we Germans lately elected the wrong guy as chancellor in my opinion, I hope he can handle it anyway.\nGo Canada, eh!

Hey Wolf and friends lol....if you Libs don't like it.....go live in Canada with Justin. America

Hey CNN.. Canada hasn't even called their elections yet... maybe only next fall

Hey Canada, maga can’t pull their head from their ass long enough to understand anything . Once our economy fails maybe that will get their attention.

American here, hey Canada! Do what you have to do to show that you won't be stepped on. Our government is lost right now. I hope they come to their senses, but I'm really worried they won't. ?

Hey, Americans out there: tell me, what country would you prefer to have as neighbor other than Canada? …crickets… exactly. Think before you act.

I guess the US no longer needs to protect Canada. Hey Treadaue, you apparently don't understand what fair trade is.\nCanada will lose a lot more than the US will.

Hey Trudeau where you going to get those new computer chips from? Haha looks like Canadian electronics will be much like what the world thinks of Canada… Canada is the TEMU country of the entire world! He stop running over elderly women in wheelchairs with drums Mounted MP’s on gay horses! Canada’s claim tofame!

Hey Canada flip the light switch! Cut the electricity to the US. Right as the glitter ?starts talking this evening. Let that fool feel some consequences for his utter stupidity. Do it!!!!!!!

Hey JT, you are destroying Canada for the last 9 fu*** years. Sh** the f*** up and let us have an election.

Hey Canada…. suck it!

Hey Canada I’m a highly skilled laborer and I want out of the US. Can I please move up there?

Hey Canada, feel welcome to the EU - it's a better place to deal with!

So, Trudy, has his panties in a bunch. WTF did he think was going to happen, he has ZERO leverage in a trade battle. The Canadian auto industry will collapse. Canada does not have a car line; the entire Canadian auto industry is to supply the American auto makers. If those goods and services are now 25% more those jobs will be brought back to the US. But hey Canada voted for this socialist, he just and into a much better and smarter capitalist.

Hey Canada. Huge respect for standing up against this bullying Trump/Vance/Musk/Rubio Gang. Let us Team up to bring wealth and strength to our people. Sad thing is that the nice people from America and their beautiful Country has to suffer under these bullies bring up the whole world up against themselves for no reason. Greetings from Europe.

Hey folks, don’t come visit Canada this year. It’s not gonna be a good year.

Hey NATO guy, you're fucked stop whining; Hey Mr Canada PM, you're fucked too ???? don't just look at the US market, look at everything else, the dollar is just growing stronger; I can't wait for the reciprocals in April

Hey Canada did you guys forget what Justin did to those truckers ? Canceling their bank accounts. Oh how easily you guys forget

Hey Canada….. put the hammer down as hard as you can. We’ve got to get rid of this guy. Don’t worry about us will be fine. Once the Orange boy is gone, we’ll have a big barbecue to celebrate.

I love Canada and Mexico hey are my neighbors North/South USA and China and I stand with Ukraine but this stupid Trump is screwing us up big time! we are getting weaker and WEAKER every day

Hey Canada, join us europeans, you are welcomed with open arms. Leave your southern neighbours to Russia. Murrica has gone rogue.

Hey, we have phones nowadays. Try calling someone who cares. Canada, 51st state.

Hey Trudeau…thought you had resigned yet here you are ! President Trump would have negotiated with a good leader. Why don’t you clean the filth out of Canada, the corrupt drug cartels, the fentanyl labs etc etc.

Hey Canada, Europe will buy your oil.

Hey if it makes you feel better Canada, the DOW dropped 1000 points in 24 hours and is still dropping. Dumb dumbs are going to blame dems and Biden maybe even Obama for that.

Hey Canada, I'm with you 100%. Is there anyway you can beam me up to get get me out of this mental asylum I'm now living in?

Hey Canada, your new commitment to stop the flow of phentinol, is it on point. What took you so long to do what should have been done a decade ago? You must have had nothing to gain. What has changed?

Why are Canadian cities overflowing with homeless and drug addicts, crime up, homes/apartment unaffordable? Same in USA....I do not support trump, nor did I vote for him.....but hey, Trudeau destroyed Canada.......society is unraveling. This is simply another example.

PSSST! Hey Canada, If your partner says we need to take a break if you don't do x,y,and z...and you do xyz and she still leaves...brah she's been cheating on you.

Hey Canada, want to join the EU single market? You're welcome!

Hey America!! Is this becoming real to you yet or do we still think this is game, how much more do you need to realize that we are about to lose OUR country? We have to rise up from this BS that this Orange Tangerine is spewing out. I STAND with you CANADA!!!?????

HEY CANADA! PROVIDE YOUR OWN MILITARY SECURITY. UNGRATEFUL CANADIAN SCUMBAGS!

Hey Canada ??

Hey Canada, get rid of corrupt and incompetent Trudeau. Replace him with someone honest and competent and watch what happens ???

Hey Canada. Tell Elon you don’t need his cars. He can sell them to Putin.

I’m sorry Canada. We have 77million people who voted for this moron. I just hope they see what they did and never vote for another Republican. We need strong honest people running our country. Not a bunch of faithful followers with no back bone. Can’t wait , we vote every two years . That’s when we will dismantle this cult. Hey democrats get out from under your rocks.

Hey: I think you’ve seen me comment a lot here because I have my opinions and I really appreciate your blog.(is that what it’s called?). Anyway, I’m gonna tell you about my cancer story.\nTwo years ago at the age of about 53-54, I realize that I hadn’t had a mammogram in a long time because I’ve moved cities so I was on the list but in another city. So I decided I need to go get a mammogram. I contacted my GP and he gave me a referral within a couple of weeks. I had my mammogram. They didn’t like it within a week. They did it again. They didn’t like it. They decided to do an ultrasound. And still, they found areas that they were not happy with. So within another week, they did two biopsies. And they came back as cancer cells that had not gotten together yet to create a tumor. So it’s called stage zero cancer. Within two weeks I was in surgery where they took out everything they needed to and I was told that I have good margins. I then had six weeks of radiation. Five days a week for six weeks.\n\nSo about nine months after that and that healing, I had a referral to a plastic surgeon. She reduced my other breast so that I was even. That was about eight months ago. And this week I had a further reduction, call it a fine-tuning, to further ensure that I was even.\n\nThis was all done in Montreal Quebec Canada. \nI paid zero dollars, except a few times I may have paid six bucks for parking. \n\nI am cancer free. I’ve gone from a double D to a B, which you know is better than dying. I am so happy that I live here.

Hey, Canada ?? is a big country ?? Trudeau knows what he's doing. Send them right back to Canada ?? don't even process them

Hey Canada, clean up your own ?. ??

Hey look up, Roxam Road we took millions of migrants from the States in from Turdeaus welcome to Canada tweet. The Turd govt put them up in high end hotels here also. They just trashed them. \nRight now a migrant can get close to 5g in $ and supports here. It was an attack on both of our countrires. Sadly you had Biden for 4 years. We have had the Turd for 10. If this country does not get a conservative majoroity we are screwed. \nWe have had the longest ynsecure border forever and the vast majority of Canadiands want fentany gone and a secure border back. \nA strong North America is in both our best our interests. Please give us a chance to get our Majority Conservatives in and don't listen to the liberals and ndp they are Biden x100.

Trump: hey Canada stop letting illegals & drugs into the U.S.\n\nTrudeau : nah!\n\nTrump: You’re fired.\n\nCanada: ok ok we’ll stop letting ppl cross.\n\nTrump: aaaaand?\n\nCanada: ? and use our mounted patrol and helicopters, and drones.\n\nTrump: that will work for now

Hey Buddy I'd bet more people are coming over the Mexican Border into the USA than from Canada. and if the people who ran those hotels had half a brain they would call ice and get them to take them back.

Hey rump when do u live up stopping drugs and guns coming into canada from USA