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What a joke. America has biggest army in the world and they can't protect their own border. Lol

Soo true.. I came here thinking all is good in first world country but reality is different. Healthcare is worse even with so little population, Indian healthcare is far far better we forget to appreciate specially considering population in India. No customer service in canada, most services are closed on weekends they don’t care even if ur dying.. India see seekh loo customer service. Plus education is worse they charge high fees but professors are worst they higher anyone that fits their budget not on merit. People occupy positions from graduation until they retire so no scope of growth or upskilling and they get threatened by highly qualified and ambitious Indians who come from fast paced environments. Talk about car prices and insurance prices one of the highest in the world, plus police do nothing to stop the car theft instead say give the keys to the thief.. lol seriously canada is a joke. Expats just come here to pay higher taxes that support they older population ?

Smart immigration( no incentive) vs mass immigration ($$$ in vested int. pockets lol) .. reduce wait times in hospital ER's from 12+ hours or have a line up around the block for Timmy's jobs lol true north ( the country) is a frickin joke !!

Celebration Square is a joke! It should be renamed Immigration Square because that's all that's ever being celebrated there. I know your trying to be fair interviewing all the cultures but I find it hilarious how the majority of people you interviewed are immigrants acting as if their real Canadians and that other immigrants are the problem lol. They are the problem! Obviously they have an identity crisis. It's not immigrants in general though it's the types of immigrants that are flooding our country and all countries which are the Muslim and Hindu immigrants. 2 religions that weren't designed for Canada. It's a joke as well that the media has commercials about hire an immigrant ?. Their the ones in charge of hiring and their only hiring their own kind. Then you got that commercial about how immigrants are being treated badly at the emergency rooms in hospitals. Are you crazy? The reason the emergency is so messed up is because it's flooded with immigrants. They come for stupid reasons as well like if they have a cut on their finger. It can take 2 days to a week to get a to get a room. They are the ones that are privileged and entitled. The government has rolled out the red carpet for them and the red carpet is our flag. They trample right over it. Our official slogan should be: Canada Every Other Country's Doormat! They get the key to the country immediately. As far as Pollivere backtracking and supporting immigrants it's because we don't have any real right wing politicians with balls. Every party is liberal. They just pose as opposing parties. It's pathetic. You can't tap dance around things or tip toe through the tulips. You have to take the bull by the horns. It's so easy to get a citizenship here. Basically they've swapped the old candy and toy prizes in cereal boxes for a citizenship. You can just reach right in and grab your citizenship or better yet cut it out on the back of the box and your good to go. The thing is as well is they shouldn't even call themselves the liberals or democrats. They should call the parties the fake liberal and democrats or wannabe dictator party because they try and pick and choose who has democracy and it's basically the Muslim and Hindu community, LGBTQ, black lives matter, and now the Ukrainian community and their constantly adding new radical groups. But real Canadians have no democracy.

Lol you really complaining about not having a loud noise to notify you to pray? What a joke... why should canada change to accommadate you? You wanna be muslim.. no problem. But dont expect everyone to get on their hands and knees. Dont expect tax money to fund your mosque or commuinity.

Lol half of them aren’t even students. There are some 40 year old men in turbans in that crowd. What a joke. Turban tantrums. ???

Shit as a Canadian I’d do the same, fuckin scammers these mfs are lol\n\nNot having change as a delivery driver? Fuckin joke

Hahaha?? Scam . They never came here to study prove me wrong lol canada becoming a joke laws dong matter

This is what called Happiness Index top rankers ??, western think money is happiness ??.Lol they are joke . Money is for needs but it will never give happiness it is inert feeling , they are dumbos. ?

Canada is such a pathetic woke joke lol, such a bunch of foolish cowards, how embarrassing to be a Canadian lol

Lol DE&I and woke gov. Bringing people in so they can tax them instead of drilling and selling oil to send virtue signals. Canada is a joke because they stopped listening to previous generation once they wake up to the nonsense. They want to replace wise and educated generation with DE&I less educated population.

Thats the new way we build tents in Canada what a joke they build house that cost to much for Canadains we need more tents lol. Lol lol

More than half of US imports come from Mexico. Mexico has helped out the US in war many times. Mexicans help keep your agriculture up and running and for a very very low wage without a problem. Yes it’s illegal but your hard working Americans that own those farms don’t seem to mind, and prefer it actually. Mexico does so much for their lazy northern neighbors and yet yall treat us as if we were satan. On top of it, yall wanted these people in your country just to realize that they fit the definition of “dangerous mexican” better than actual mexicans. Look at whats going on New York with all those Venezuelan migrants. I swear yall are a joke. But hey considering all the shit that’s going on in the US, it’s only a matter of time yall will start running for Mexico (illegally). What goes around comes around lol.

And that my friend is how a snake answers or doesn’t a question. Remove the wait lol what a joke

Among my Indian friends, its been a running joke that Canada is the equivalent of Hufflepuff from Harry Potter during the sorting ceremony, Canada accepts everyone lol

The corrupt lying criminal msm can’t even lie about the state of affairs anymore lol. Global news you joke!

Oh brother\nTrudeau still there ???!!! Lol \nCanada the jokes on you

90% of us live an hour from the border.. so it makes sense for us to use the social health care when we can. and if we REALLY need it. We can still go pay in the :USA.. My wife if from Mexico and when we have kids we are moving back to Canada so she gets paid $1400 a month or more to STAY home and take care of our children. once they are ready for school we are moving back to Mexico where we both want to be. Canada is just where we come when we need to make extra money with my job. Trudeau RUINED Canada beyond all repair. I can see a Neurologist in Mexico for $1500 pesos... $115CAD immediately. Canada that would be a solid 6 month process...1-2 months to see you family practician and then 3-6 months to hear back from a specialist....THEN another 1-2 month to go over results with your Doc again lol...its a joke. Doctors get paid everytime we swipe out health card.. so theres also a problem with them referring to their friends from school...rather than the BEST specialist for you.... first world problems..

Why make it humiliating for him? Should be something to cherish instead it’s made to lol like a joke. Trudeau using it as “ see I’m not a nazi sympathizer”

nah, most homeless people are entitled pricks who think they should be handed a home for free. LOL. what a joke. WORK.

I could only think of one thing while listening to Sanjay’s story. Why wouldn’t he just marry an American? Like it really is not that hard, im sure there are countless Americans who would be more than willing to do it as a favor, or maybe simply try falling in love? lol Like it’s not that big of a deal, just marry a friend from college or a hobo and divorce after getting the green card, or find an old person who’s lonely. This is partly joking, but honestly is not a terrible option

Lol Canada is a joke

Lol bunch of Stupid Americans. The remove a strong president for a joke of a man. 85 billion dollar of military equipment left in enemy territory good job Democrats

while I agree with a lot of this video theres one crucial aspect this video neglects and same with the commenters here.. POPULATION. \n\nCompared to countries like denmark, sweden, japan, france, uk, etc. we have a much bigger country to maintain landmass wise. Infrastructure. USA is similar but they have 10x the population as us. Our population in canada is pathetic. Problem is everyone stays in ontario or BC which is stupid, im in sask I want population. Another thing about infrastructure is our climate. We have such drastic events in our climate across our huge country that takes a toll. Climate problems with our low population is not a good thing. I mean most people outside canada and even within Canada dont believe me but Saskatchewan goes from like -45 to +45C with windchill/humidex. Our forests are on fire often, that is not normal. That costs so much money to fix as well. In summer sometimes, Nunavut or NWT will be warmer then here, we talk about it here when it happens. Think about that. Weather is HUGE in saskatchewan. We talk about weather daily. I never realized until internationals pointed that out that we are obsessed with weather in sask lol. \n\n Our housing market is a joke and I agree we need to invest more in buisnesses but at the same time we need affordable housing, we are in a weird spot. As far as working etc goes people commenting here lol the golden years of the 80s are gone old timers, my parents realize this that you guys were spoiled in one of the greatest time periods in human history - post WWII boom and the effects. I could go on and on how the 70s-90s were one of the best time periods in modern history for various reasons but I wont. There are problems internationally, we live in a globalist world. We still have it good. Go travel and make international friends. This is nothing that we are dealing with at the moment. All I will say though is leave the huge metropolitans like Toronto and Vancouver. Everyone wants to go there because they think 'theres more opportunity' ugh. Theres opportunity across canada but if everyone things like that there will be problems. The idea of Ontario or BC is just a big nope for me (although I go to BC every couple years, love it there I would not want to live there).

ah i can tell he spoke with no canadians before making the video.. our government is absolutely corrupt.. the punishment for the PM when hes found guilty of corruption is a 300$ ticket LOL not joking

I think the one thing wrong in this video is I don’t believe Canadian’s would rather spend more on living then elsewhere. The cost of housing takes up most income and therefore can’t invest it… not much of an option. For example a dumpy house in Canada costing more then a castle in Poland (not joking).\nI get the importance of Immigration but come on man… i just wana buy a home lol.

Lol\nIve never been to and understand only 1/2 of these jokes, but I still feel like a disembodied Ronin Aussie

But the AG and head of immigration and national security will say they're making all time highs for security and border protection. That the immigration issue isn't as bad as the media is making it out to be. They even have the audacity to blame trump still. They halted the border wall construction but still say the areas not finished are protected lol. They're a joke

I moved to Canada from the US a few years ago. I lived in the US for over 30 year and the US government is a JOKE. Congress never got anything done regardless on what party is in office. If you're gay or trans I wouldn't move to the US because it's been very dangerous for that community especially in red states. The US still can't get better gun control to stop all of the mass school shootings yet and they think TikTok is the main threat right now. You can see where their priorities are. You can tell I moved to Canada due to political reasons lol Sure the cost of living in Canada are higher and I had to get adjusted to colder weather, but it was the best thing I ever did and I would NEVER move back to the US any time soon.

finally imagine all the other asylum seekers that follow the rules and these people jump in line because they have more money lol what a joke

So the joke was that people in the US keep their shoes on in the house and even in bed! Lol I wonder whose house you’ve visited—not my house (nor any of my friends)?

Lol seems news is a complete joke everywhere in Canada

Welcome to the party of those who thought Canada is actually is an advanced country LOL. Everything is currently broken: Rent is off the roof, houses are completely unfordable (whether getting a down payment, or actually paying mortgages of 350000 minimum in Montreal for instance/~2500 per month). Pharmacy shelves for basic stuff like Advil are empty and some people need to drive to the US to get their kids fever and pain medication. What you talked about here is the healthcare crisis which was the first one I noticed and all of that is true. And to add insult to injury, they're increasing taxes this year in a country where more than ever people are going to food banks to get well... FOOD... what a fucking joke. I'm working on my return and can't wait to take my one ticket back to my country, Canada is not worth it anymore and highly advise anyone considering to come here to re-consider whether it's worth it to live in a cold country, highest taxes rate, far away from your family, for basically NOTHING in return.

lol man can't even speak the language. What a joke

lol america is a joke\nIn india they are allowed to carry it everywhere and there has never been a single report of crime involving kirpan.\nThe whole point of carrying it outside clothes is to show that its harmless. I had a friend who used to carry it and he told me that most of these kirpans are just for religious purpose and hence not sharp. \nLooks like guns are the new religion in america.\nAlso u cant use it for school shootings?\nAmerica= ?

I think you got the order all mixed up but me being from east coast and all these provinces ranking so low I wanna argue it but won't as I'm content with eastern Canada being left amazing I currently live in Ontario it's wonderful up north southern Ontario is crowded and costly bc is amazing and as stated costly except a cpl spots where it's really bad price wise or crime etc but really Quebec is ranked #1 lol good joke it's a beautiful place and some great ppl but so many ignorant french ppl turn me big time if I lived there I'd learn to speak french but they're rude to English but it's their language too otherwise it is great there but lang barrier for anything at worst random times I'd pass on

Lol all the new houses here in be here in bedford NS are like 650 to 700 000 for like a 3 or 4 bed 2 bath not even big at all. Can only imagine what all these new houses they are talking about building are going to be . What a joke. 4 billion? They are gonna want 8 billion back. No doubt.

I was hoping for some French Canadian jokes, lol.

I almost puked when you said Alberta was ranked #2 Have you been to Edmonton in the winter its an apocalypse lol have you heard of covid ? Who made this video what a joke ?

Classy, criminalizing poor people for moving. Lol this whole report is a joke

we only got 2 parties, mabye 3 now with ndp lol green is a joke

Lol edmonton police is a joke they responded the next day...they clearly didnt care

oh, so Drakes ghost writer is his pop's ex cellmate. lol, just joking.

CANADA is a joke,,who wants to be in a country like that..lol

Lol 7yrs of prison its totally a joke.

so if some one is walking home & they are drunk , are they causen a prob ?? lol,, what a joke, !! if they don't like are law, then fuck off !!

Woman has higher status in muslim religion...this is the joke of the century!!!! Lol

Lol, this scammer only get a few years and $900,000 fine. What a joke. He made over millions. I’d strip his citizenship and deport back to where he is from. Shame on immigration as well, letting these crooks in the first place.

50000!! a year, people with one child get 1000 a month, and do they get Child tax? I just dont understand how Canada/ America can just keep bringing allowing so many people can keep coming?? Or wont we just be a place just like the places they are trying to leave?? Also a payment to set up your house??? LOL. I knew a single Mom who left an abusive relationship.. ( born in Canada) and you know what the government in BC gave her to help her set up her house?!! A used bed!!!Thats all,, oh and a crisis grant for $40! If she needed more than the 1000$ pre month! This is a complete joke! We need to look after Canadians first, or we wont have healthcare and become a 3rd world country too!!

Lol,that’s a nice joke thier is no one in Brampton EXCEPT Indians I was living there BUT I AM REALLY HAPPY I LEFT!