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Orange man imposed tariffs oh he’s so tough. I wonder how quickly he will sink his own ship. Hopefully in less than a month, Trump has NO power.

Oh no, not Columbia…this will affect you minimally.

Oh snap, they thought they were still dealing with Biden Columbia caved! Ladies and Gentlemen we now have a real President! His name is Donald J Trump!

Say hello to more expensive coffee to go with your cheaper eggs oh wait ?

Oh no, not higher coffee and banana prices?! Haha

Columbian president - you wont be bringing those people to my country!!!!\n\nTrump- is that so? \n\nColumbian president- without our planes, and footing the bill that is\n\nTrump- oh how mighty biggly of you

Oh STFu on his foreign policy what is anyone going to do? Nothing is what they’ll do except pay tariffs lol

Oh dear...can we assume that Columbia will continue or begin trading with other countries leaving us with shortage of food etc?

OH DAMN

Oh no that means Dump Jr is gonna freak out because he'll have to pay 25% more for COKE!

All these countries don't realize the USA can survive without them. OH NO! not my papaya and mango. The USA is very self sufficient, we just might live without some luxuries. While they lose Foreign Aid and exports to the USA. except Israel of course (we all know why.)

Somebody needs to hide all pens papers and felt markers in the White House oh and pencils!! Hes a signing fool!!

Oh snap, they thought they were still dealing with Biden Columbia caved! Ladies and Gentlemen we now have a real President! His name is Donald J Trump!

Oh no! DJT Jr will have to pay more for his nose candy ???

Trumps tantrums are so funny. Like a spilled child. Oh wait....... maybe he just needs a diaper change. Get on it Vance.....

❤????????hell yes ?! Folgers and Colombian coffee gonna be very expensive. Coming back to North America.! ?? lol, and oh no , no cocaine for junior ! Trump juniors? cocaine head!! lol ? tap that 25% on that tariffs of shit ? ! That’s right keep sending back those planes to the USA ?? Lol ? you ain’t landing here, buddy lol ? ?

Oh Lord, I feel back for sane Americans who didn’t vote for moron. But us Canadians are also ready to fight back. I wonder what America will be like in a month, a year or even in 6 months ??‍♀️

Oh well, now you liberals are worrying about prices! And coffee prices now get you concerned? Stupid people

Oh no, they are gunna just increase the price on cocaine...........

Oh so the columbian president doesn’t want them back? ? humm wonder why? Then… after not allowing the planes to land in Columbia he sends a plane to come and get them! …. Hummm… that is so wise… ?

Does this mean no more Shakira Shakira? Oh man.

Oh, no! What are the pumpkin spice latte-quaffing snowflake Starbucks customers going to do now?\n\nLMFAO!! FAFO!!

So the products stop being bought oh well

Oh Bulls&&&! He wasn’t deporting anybody in the first place. This was just to throw Black Americans off because the attack is really about them. Stop the buffoonery. Not fooling all Black people!!! That’s why he released the klan of Blacks. 1500 and the rest of Americans that hate blacks. Black people you better get ready for the fight of your lives!

LOL…. If you don’t let my planes full of your citizens land I’m going to tax MY citizens….. oh no…..

Uh oh, where will Junior get his cocaine now?

Oh no, America's have to pay more. That will show them lol

Uh oh Mr Juan Valdez is going to lose his donkey and get his own pull wagon for the coffee ?!!!!!

oh god no, my coffee!

Oh no.... the price of coke going up

Do people need to stay up to date? The Colombian so-called president has already folded. He's sorry. Please bring them back. Stay up with your local news. Oh that's right. Fake news right?

Oh this tariff will definitely bring more money for the government, watch the price of your coffee go up even more.

A trade war with Columbia. Oh no.

You know what makes Trump a political buffoon? Americans took over Central and South America in the 1940s. Oh, now that the leader of Columbia turned back American military aircraft this announcer is said he's not popular with his people. And please, talk English.This isn't an immigrant crack-down if military craft fly to other countries at will.

OH NO‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️there goes your coffee ????

CNN spreading their fearmongering again. Oh no avacados and now bananas and coffee gonna be more expensive. We get those items from other compliant countries also.\n\nWe need to get these people out, they were never supposed to be here to begin with. These are not US citezens nor are they legal residents, it is the resposibility of their home countries to take them back. If the don't comply with our immigration laws then all should be denied access and a travel ban to and from their countries should be enstated.

Latin american countries are having a summit? Oh wow! So they were doing absolutely nothing about this before and letting the us take the brunt of the issues........

Oh no, not the tropical fruits.

How to make enemies and alienate peoplo. What happened to actually talking to other countries leaders and coming to a solution. Just look at Denmark, that talk went gr.......oh.

Funny how they don’t want criminals in their country. See how that works? Oh the irony!

Oh shat! All the stuff from Columbia is gonna get more expensive. Wait? What do I get from Columbia? COFFEE! Bananas Oh No. These are just things we use daily. Thanks Don.

I mean, we can do America First, but man, oh man, is it going to push our historical allies into the arms of others. China is loving this right now.

Now when Laken Riley wants to buy a Starbucks coffee in Athens, Georgia it’ll cost her 50% more. Oh wait, never mind….my bad.

Columbian president folded in less than 30 minutes to Trumps demands. You democratic voters just sit back you little cupcakes. The real adults are back in office. Drink your Starbucks and be internet warriors while we keep giving you freedoms to cry and pretend to be a victim about. You weak weak fragile oh my feelings democrats

Oh CNN is still in business????????

20$ for a cup of coffee! Oh no!!!!

Oh no price of cocaine is going up?.

Thanks oh fat orange one.....now you're going to make my COFFEE more expensive! It is bad enough we have to see your fat orange mug everywhere....but, mess with my coffee and that is crossing a line. Lol

Oh boy! How many other people in the U.S. are looking forward to being homeless and reading by candlelight?! Because I'm not.

oh yeah, the orange fuck is definitely making groceries cheaper........