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Texas and Arizona State troopers, ICE, and border patrol all need mortar platoons. Adjust fire, over!

ICE became weak that why it happening and then Americans wanted Donald Trump president again. It be better if America just take over Mexico. China would't mind taking over Mexico.

But Joe Biden likes ice cream.

This like lamb to a slaughter... you absolute pinhead dorks this isn't happening rn and it happened last month. There is a wall and ICE, Border Patrol, along with federal agents are all there. These are moments where it's clear an agenda is being pushed and us dumb Americans fall for it EACH time. I know damn well any Beth, Donna, Robert and Gary's are gonna be picking up hard labor like field work or awful factory conditions with little pay. Lazy af Americans just love to complain and CNN is happy to give you that.

So here's what apparently the fuss is about and before i say anything venezuelans are not mexican they are from venezuela for all the racist/stupid ppl smh so venezuelans apparently are trying to flee from mexico because mexico is making them work and not babying them anymore so they threw a fuss and crossed the border smh because they believe the u.s. just hands out cash for some reason ?‍♂️ like honestly they have it easier in mexico where they won't have to deal with ice, racism, high taxes, etc but if they wanna struggle I'd say let the u.s. let them in and see if they still wanna be here lol

Why is it happening? Two words… I’m Joe Biden, and I like chocolate chip ice cream.

When joe addresses this, I bet he’ll be talking about his favourite ice cream….. “Chocolate, chocolate chip ice cream”

Joe likes ice cream

??‍♂️ bruh do not try this shit. Once you’re in I’m calling ice

Biden thinks their leaving. And they have inflation in their pockets. Just think all the ice cream we can eat now!!!

Wow this is ending word wow this is ending word, the United States of America, the White House, the dumbe, stupid president of American, he remembers the way he is tolde, sometimes he sells ice cream, sometimes he falls down the stairs of the plane that is for him, he remembers that he is the president of the United States, and this is from the officials inside the White House Declaring that every day after waking up, Biden is reminded that he is the president of the United States and you mock the president of the Islamic Republic of Iran,, Mr,. Risi,, despite the fact that Biden is a bomb of stupidity and mistakes. which is a disgrace to the American people,

Huh just go around with the rest of them. Their after that chocolate chip ice cream Joe. You better do something.

It’s a monopoly with ppl … give it a year and you’ll start seeing deportation and ICE rounding up all heard ?

Your move Biden. Wait where’s Bi… hey gtf outa that ice cream freezer and let go go them little kids, the hell is wrong wityu!?!

Brandon told them America has the best ice cream, what do you expect is gonna happen?

After world economic forum invents the digital ID. That's when a new system that would be kinder safer\nThan the government will be chosen. After that some kind of peace will be upon the world but until then. There will be time of great trouble such as never was before since the beginning of time. This is all just the tip of the ice berg. According to the bible

Blow The Bridges !!! Only Rebuild After The Border is Secured !!! See What Happens When Biden Passes Out Free T-Shirts and A Free Ride !!! I Hope China Joe is Enjoying His Ice Cream Cone as He Watches The Takeover Of Our Country !

This is an invasion , but braindead in office would rather eat ice cream while the comedian cackles. We should spend billions to protect our borders instead of protecting europes borders.

Give them chocolate chip ice crème Joe

“ I want to applaud china, & I love chocolate chip ice cream” #46

The border is under control...\n\n\n\n\n\n\n...and I have chocolate ice-cream upstairs.\n\n- Joe Brandon

Open fire dammit!! They are trespassing!! And if ICE did that they won't come back. 99.999999% of them are cartel criminals.

I lived illegally in US for over 21 years ,have a son who is us citizen.no criminal record.I was deported in 2008. ICE is very bad.If I knew I would have ran to Canada.

They know Biden Obama going put them up in a , 5-Star hotel with big checks every month. While he makes ice cream jokes about the children murdered by left Wing Democrats.

Thank you, Joe! You are the biggest joke I've heard in the last 3 years. AMERICAN citizens should ALWAYS come first. Another school shooting, but instead of addressing that, you decide to talk about ice cream. What a despicable little man. What a despicable base of voters who voted for him.

Meanwhile Biden is enjoying his chocolate ice-cream.

Biden focused on chocolate chip ice cream and depleted uranium ?

As a Cree canadian whos family has been here since the ice age melted i say let them in my home you fking frogs.

That's nice, deserved and wish millions more reach up to Canada in that way.\nIsn't Canada asking for immigrants? There you go, why ask for master degrees and Phd? To flip burguers, scoop ice creams, clean toilets? Never seen an immigrant working in their field in Canada and always working nutjobs for minimum wage in a very high COL country.\nJust pay and don't complain, that's why you are rich because of colonialism, slavery, rape and explotaition.\nThese people are just asking for some retribution since minery Canadian companies rape other for countries their resources and pay peanuts for it.

Uscis has private contract agencies overseeing the cases in usa. They are not regulated they are not being monitored the ice is not intervening literally anyone can come through mexico and say they want to seek asylum and create a story to make their case even a deny for the case comes minimum in 8 years specially in nyc area

Can't say I've ever had enchiladas on ice. They won't stay long

Ok I get it… the new upward migration of humans stems from South America and we cross into the Canadian arctic. As Temps decrease and glacial ice melts over the decades Canada will be like another us? filled with illegals.

Good get out of the USA!!! Make sure you ice skate on over to Greenland if Canada doesn’t work out.

Colonized stolen land with the white Europeans and now trying to rob them ???? karma REINSTATE ICE.

In NYC I know for a fact everyone mingles, ICE SPICE’S parents are Nigerian and Dominican.(that’s some shit that only happens in the bronx?)

Man's said Ven-ICE?

2:22 my man said Ven-Ice ?

VENICE NOT VEN ICE

If there was a part of Canada that doesn't get covered in ice half the year I would happily live there

When you order ice tea at a restaurant in America and they literally give you tea that’s iced ?

To be fair Tap water is better because you guys have the great lakes and artic ice melt

HEEEEEYYYYYYYYY Chill with the Tap water. Im from Seattle Tacoma.... We have Crystal clear tap water... real jesus juice.... in texas florida I understand it is bad. not in the northwest. you can bottle ours and sell it.... I may get mugged when I goto the store. but ill have clean ice for the bruising. lol

I love the way you said Venice. Lol Van Ice — posh posh

Did he say Van - Ice ? ?

Ven-ice?? lol

The only thing Canada has is ice hockey and good conditions for fishing and snowmobiling.

I love Canada, l like the weather. You can eat halo-halo unlimited ice.

First let me say that every country and I do mean every single one has their pluses and minuses Canada's major plus is the fact that crime is almost nonexistent as opposed to the United States where there is a mass murder every single day and a mass murder defined as four or more people killed in One Time by one person this does not even count where there is just two or three people killed at one time they're not included in the statistics the United States is out of control with violence guns you name it and I've lived here for 40 years I spent the first 20 years in Canada in my life was so perfect that I can't even dream of a better life the problem with most people is they move to the larger cities Vancouver Toronto I grew up 40 miles outside of Montreal on the great Majestic St Lawrence River one of the truly great rivers in this world my parents had a summer home on the river and every summer it was water skiing fishing boating golfing swimming you name it growing up 40 miles outside of Montreal if you wanted The Nightlife of Montreal one of the great International cities in this world then you could just drive there in less than an hour and enjoy the great nightlife that is Montreal as someone who is French and Italian I loved the winters because ice hockey was my favorite sport and I played all the sports nothing even comes close to the speed skill and excitement of ice hockey it is like soccer on steroids they're only two cold months during the winter January and February and even then it's really enjoyable as long as the temperature stayed below 32° I was happy because that meant that they could make outdoor ice rinks and I could enjoy my favorite sport of ice hockey all winter long Outdoors as someone who's lived all over the United States over the last 40 years I wouldn't trade Canada for any place else the United States is full of scammers I've been in all kinds of businesses working for different companies and there's rarely a company that I didn't get cheated by and had to take to the labor board for justice and compensation I trust nobody the main thing here is stay away from the major cities of Vancouver and Toronto and you will be able to have a great life with affordable housing and if you're into the outdoors Sports Canada is the greatest and best secondly Canada has the third largest oil reserves in the world and so there are a lot of Natural Resources that Canada has that is wealth for the country that will filter down to the average person what people don't realize is it when you live I've lived in Southern United States and most places the summers are unbelievably excruciatingly suffocatingly miserably hot hot hot at least in the Colder Weather you just put on some great looking ski wear and you can be outdoors and not be bothered by the cold because you eventually a climatize yourself to it Canada is the second largest country in the world by land area and has only a 35 million population there is a lot of room for growth and opportunity and in a safe safe environment to raise a family and at the end of the day that's what it's all about I wish I could say the same for the United States being safe but no it is not and Mexico is they have six out of the top 10 most dangerous cities in the world and Tijuana is the most dangerous city in the world with almost 2000 murders and the year is not over don't believe me just Google it the reality is that the drug cartels control everything in Mexico and the police and politicians are afraid because the cartels are so ruthless there is way too much money to be made in selling drugs and the cartels will stop at nothing to make sure they get their money by the way most of my family still lives in Canada and are doing extremely well for themselves and I am the only fool that moved to the US

I love Canada and love Canadians. I love Timmy’s, ice skating, being able to switch between English and French, being able to marry who I love, and saying sorry. Canada is a very underrated country.

Please stop making Canada sound like 'the frozen north'. Any educated person knows that this is a 'Seasonal' country. Our summers reach over 100 degrees Fahrenheit at times and we can actually sunburn while sun tanning on these days. We water-ski, swim, boat and sail, golf, gold-pan, hike, bicycle, Motorcycle, camp, picnic, fish, sky-dive, drive, shop, tap for Maple syrup and thoroughly enjoy our Springs and Summers like any other normal person and country. Our Autumn's are glorious as leaves turn crimson and gold, with picking all kinds of fresh fruit, canning jars of produce, carving pumpkins for Hallowe'en, making and tasting wines. Our Winters, loved, with some of the best ski resorts in the world; skating rinks--Our skaters won Gold in the Olympics and some of the best Hockey teams, who have also won Olympic Gold, come from Canada. We still toboggan, go on sleigh rides, ice swim, build snowmen and make the occasional Snow Angel, just for fun. We have learned to deal with winter snows--they're called Snowplows, which are abundant and whose operators are extremely efficient! AND, we have miles and miles and miles of uninhabited land--a rare treasure now-a-days! We are Canadian and we love it!!????