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Can you come be our president? The orange turd is losing it. And you are more handsome than him. And have bigger hands. And you have better words, the best words in fact.

I’m so very proud of our Prime Minister, our Provincial and Territorial Premiers and my fellow Canadians who are united against the orange turd to the south, his power hungry enablers and the 77 million fools who voted for a clown and indeed got a circus…

The orange turd's master Putin ordered him to do this. He's a Russian asset and people that doesn't have an IQ of a artificial house plant (AKA MAGAts) can see that.

Trump is a Toxic Tangerine Turd. He deserves to be flushed down the pan and forgotten about. He is the most vile malignant narcissist who has ever had the misfortune to be born. Good for Canada. Stand up to a bully. I'm a Brit. We have a PM that bends over at every opportunity to appease Trump.

Trump and Trudeau can both be turds. One doesn’t have to be good and the other bad. They’re both wack.

The orange turd isn’t a smart man and doing dumb things is all he knows.

Wake up world, Putin, and in bed with Trump, they are what we call turd tappers

Wake up world, Putin, and in bed with Trump, they are what we call turd tappers

This is a great speech by Trudeau! He has the perfect tone and sounds like the leader a nation would want at this time in history. Must be nice. This is what MAGA wanted. Let them enjoy it and all its repercussions! Will always love you Canada! Hopefully you forgive the half of our populations who despise this moronic, obese turd. The other half do not deserve your forgiveness!

Canadians having to wait weeks for a doctors appointment. Fix that first Turd.

This is an invasion! Here's the media sugar coating. Trying to make a turd smell better

Hey look up, Roxam Road we took millions of migrants from the States in from Turdeaus welcome to Canada tweet. The Turd govt put them up in high end hotels here also. They just trashed them. \nRight now a migrant can get close to 5g in $ and supports here. It was an attack on both of our countrires. Sadly you had Biden for 4 years. We have had the Turd for 10. If this country does not get a conservative majoroity we are screwed. \nWe have had the longest ynsecure border forever and the vast majority of Canadiands want fentany gone and a secure border back. \nA strong North America is in both our best our interests. Please give us a chance to get our Majority Conservatives in and don't listen to the liberals and ndp they are Biden x100.

Turd-eau: we should cooperate.\nAlso Turd-eau: we will raise tariffs on US goods.

Coming from the orange turd who’s father ran away from his own country so he didn’t have to fight and he who wouldn’t have the balls to serve. Yet the Commander has and does serve and he dare say anything but thank you makes me sick.

Turned back MILITARY FLIGHTS, IS USA IN WAR WITH COLOMBIA?????? Ignorant turd.

Yikkes somebody pls explain tariffs to this orange turd

Ya know, those Columbian cartels have their own presidets murdered. Better step easy orange turd.

Columbia is a Republic, like the US. Socialism is an economic construct, not a form of government. And no one has yet to both to educate a dementia riddled 78 year old on how tariffs work.\nIs there any other misinformative orange turd rhetoric that needs clearing up?

Ohh Gosh!! Now I have to pay more for my morning coffeee!! Please someone tell that Orange Turd its the us consumers has to pay that tax!

Great job piece of garbage CNN. \nAlso Colombia will soon find out. Along with any others blocking their citizens from being released in their land. \n\nPlay stupid games, win a turd sandwich.

These turd world countries need us $$ more than we need them.

These turd world countries need us $$ more than we need them

Time to impeach the orange turd

The Flabby Orange Pink and Blonde TURD is ANGRY! Uh-oh, he's reaching for his Tariff Sharpie!!!!!

The orange turd called the migrants he wanted to dump on Columbia criminals \nA convicted felon (criminal) calling hard working people criminal makes trump a mental reject. \nIsn’t there a law that prevents mental cases from being president.

'Trump'- Oxford dictionary definition - a turd that won't flush.

Gujus Stink like Turd Curry!

yes Canada is becoming too much like the US, I hope it gets more distance now that The orange Turd is in charge. TRUMP 1946-2025 ☠☠☠☠

Don't believe it for a moment. MSM would be there videoing it a bunch of flies on a turd.

The lyess are amazing lol turd o just didn't give them son numbers they are still living free in canada

Stupid kids, voting for pot, stupid women voting for Turd's looks and feminized message and immigrants voting for handouts have doomed this country forevermore. Once the Neo-communist LPC was in power, they pressed the gas pedal to the floor to transition to communism.

Turd will just give them 80 grand a year and contit straving seniors

Sad but true could see this coming and the turd and his friends will do nothing

Turd HATES strong women that stand up to him. Hes gonna throw a massive tantrum. HA!

Good for her! EVERY world leader needs to stand up to the orange turd and tell him to f**k off.

Deport all of them I hate those FilthyShit Turd

Vote for the turd\nDeal with the smell

How about 3 million? 7k is a nugget in the beach turd

CA alligned with US, lol, no, Trumb doesn't want mass invasion of US while turd overwhelms the country with third world

Turd-eau is backtracking because he’s coming up for re-election. Little Turd.

F-around and you’ll find out what it’s like to do what the orange turd says….dictatorship

A silver lining. ?. Turd has destroyed our once true north strong and free.

The goal of the orange turd and his cult enablers in office should be to do what's best for the entire country in the way of strengthening the economy, creating jobs, reducing inflation, making the rich abd corporations pay their fair share of taxes, and controlling guns. But, as usual, they are still chasing headlines for a problem that is largely nonexistent. In doing so, they will destroy the economy, even more than they have already.

Who will be working at the turds golf resorts? I scared myself when my mind went to assignments of some being deported or blacks ? The text going around to students and many others may have used plantation instead of golf courses. It’s the people still in the dark that backed this, Elon isn’t alone. Which corporations donated. What about the rich people in the room that day he asked for money and promised them tax cuts. Personally I think with help from foreign tech they managed to cheat. Democrats have to investigate

You want to bet he's going to implement the same laws that the bipartisan agreement was on what he's going to do is just more chaos calamity it's going to be a total madhouse who the f*** is he kidding yeah it's going to go real smooth about as smooth as any of his f****** goddamn businesses like he said he loves the ignorant but not the poor not the needy not the sickly the most unchristian piece of s*** walking on this Earth ? and to top it off he's not really that f****** sharp I mean if you f****** read what he says you got to scratch your head if you see his actions you see how incompetent he is I've been watching this full since his father was in business back in the seventies another f****** piece of s*** turd goddamn slumlord racist piece of crap if Nixon told you to clean up your act you know there's something not right there blatantly they always were to find always acting like they did nothing wrong seems to have worked for him he's got these morons convinced years ago he made the statement City people are too slick country people are too slow like the song says blinded by the light shaking that shiny thing in front of them

I said this before Trump even got elected and said that the Turd would welcome them as liberal voters

THE REPUBLICAN TURD REICH!

She better be careful because the orange turd will have her deported even if she has become a citizen. Wrong color skin and you have a accent.

Canada is a landmass full of Islamists and khalistanis terrorists and mediocres from world because it is a place where jerks can easily come and go because the race is who can be the biggest joker. Currently terrorist jagmeet Singh and clown face Turd-eau are leading....other many jokers are in queue. And yes it is 3 times larger in area than india but only half times livable land and not even a fraction of brains combined altogether than a school going indian kid.And interestingly thats how it is favourite destination of terrorists, jokers, losers and madcaps from all over. Hehehe.... more Power to these jokers to keep making canada what they are making : Canadistan

Wrong. They are changing their immigration plan because way too many people are rising up & complaining about the Turd & his band of fools & their very foolish lack of control over people coming into the country. He is doing very badly in the polls & is starting damage control of his party. It's too late Trudy. \nGet out please because you have no idea how to run a country.