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Hey!!! Take this justin trusue out as soon as possible

Hey Canada, This is why you voted for this guy.\n\nAs an American whose entire income is driven by the market, your reaction is entirely warranted. Bring the pain, American success demands on it.

Hey Republicans, are you guys sick of winning yet?

Hey American here, I just live here I don't agree with anything this government does.

Hey Justin, I bet Donald would drop all these tariffs if Pierre got into power….but I bet you wont hurry up and leave….for “your fellow Canadians”

Hey Canada! I'm jealous....what's it like having a leader that isn't a stupid, ugly, fascist?

Hey Trudeau Ferme la sur Putin ! Go ahead full force on the Mango Mussolini GRUMP tough ??I'm going to vomit my ancestors who died in USA wars ?!!@! I hate Trump get him out . He will Decapitate USA!!

People from the USA will pay the price for all this but Trump doesn't care because he considers them as slaves to him and his rich friends. As for Vance and his comment about war... Hey Vancy boy...wnaan talk about war? Really? USA got his arse kicked in Vietnam, Modagishu, Irak and Afghanistan. The only war they had some success with was against the weak Germans during WWII and they would have never been able to do it without the Russians. And let's not forget that they almost got defeated a few days after D-Day. This, because of..... bogs! So get here Vancy boy and you'll see what Canadians are capable of. Besides that, you need us more than we need you and you automobile's economy (among many others) is going to crash just because of you and Trump. No more electricity for you, no no more gas, no more oil, no more lumber, no more aluminum, no more alcohol sales and the worst part...no more maple syrup! Besides that, almost everything sold by the USA is coming from China, so why bother buying from the USA when we can buy the same for cheaper?

trudeau call Putin a dictator, hey truedau your a dictator making canadfians pay more tax than USA and you buy anew 5M house in costa rica, your hyprocite, typicl liberal nonesense, why do you only pay 1% tax and your ceo shits and someone making minium wage pay 15%, you ##@@#@, GET RID of truedau, lock him uup next to the illegals migarnts he lets in the country and see if he lasts 1 day

Hey Canada ??, everybody in America isn't poor, we'll survive

Hey America I’m sorry I’m laughing at you guys. Hey love from Denmark.??? you guys will lose on this one

Hey “Donald” this is how a leader should act like.

Hey! Don’t make fun of people who speaks brokers English. He might be Trump! ?

Hey Trump Dummies...this is what a Level-headed LEADER, that Cares for his country, looks like.

hey it worked. Now say out loud: putin, trump

Hey CNN, shut up!,we're listening to JT!

Hey Republicans of Congress, It's on you to fix this and everything else. Stop being cowards and do your jobs!

Hey, morons at CNN, just because he’s speaking French doesn’t mean he was done talking. Listen to the translation and you’ll see he wasn’t just repeating himself you single language bigots.

Hey here's a law democrats! When trump starts a war, his and his rich friends can go fight it. And they can fund the session while they are at it. Just saying. Not really strategic to pisss off the 2 allies on your border?‍♂️

Total respect for our Prime Minister today.\n\nDonold, you can Take Off, you Hoser!\n\nAnd you Americans I say, hey folks, lets work this out eh.

Hey listen… maga is an enemy of the American Republic.

Hey guess what, Canada! We don't want this either, but our leader is a piece of 5h1t scumbag. And me, and millions of people are so triggered right now, and we hate him and what he stands for and what he is. And guess what else, we're scared. More than you will ever understand.

“Russia, Russia, Russia” Hey FBI NSA CIA Etc… Putin has stuff on Trump and they’re squeezing him. Come out with it and have this idiot be impeached before he sinks this country!!!

Hey CNN...be on the side of the President you idiots

I thought the governor was out of office? Hey whatever, i am good and dont need any Canadian products.

Hey Canada, you guys looking for a Plumber up there? The weather might be colder, but the hearts are warmer.

Hey why doesn't Canada have an immigration issue

Hey man, I dont like the guy but he did the thing here. Good job, Justin. You represented us well here for 20 minutes.

Hey America - we don't like your current Bozo in power, but we appreciate many of you didn't vote for him. Too bad a few too many people fell for his lies and toxic attitude. Next election ( hopefully there is another ) try harder to vote for Democracy. As in the opposite of Communism and Autocracy. \nHeck, don't wait for the next election.

6:55 hey Donald I think this guy is serious ?

Well done Mr. Trudeau. Chapeau! A true European (German living in Switzerland) stands with Canada. Hey Canada, you`re happily invited to join the EU, where neighbors have to stand together.

Hey …can you address the port tax on boats transporting goods. 1.5 million $ when a boat delivers goods through US ports if the boat carrying the goods was built in China. What about américain transport companies using china built boats ? Hope my country cuts your electricity. Than maybe Americans will wake up to the global mess they let this clown show create.

I love Canada.... Trudeau speaks so well and he is very professional at all times. This is a true model of what a president should be. Those clowns that we have in office ??are embarrassing on all levels. Hey President Trudeau, quick question... Would you like to be president of Canada and USA?

Hey MAGA … is it sinking in yet?

Hey Canada/Trudeau if you don’t want the tariffs from President Trump then remove your limiting factors on American goods to equal the playing field! Maybe these tariffs and our President may finally get you to allow into Canada as much as we do into the USA! Trying to play a game of tariff against President Trump will not do Canadians any good. This is part of the reason you won’t be the tyrant dictator you once enjoyed being. Not to mention the Canadian government should be doing a lot better on stopping the cartels and their POS fentanyl from coming into their country as well as across into the US!

Hey CNN. Nobody trusts you any longer. We all know the truth as other more reliable sources are out there. Give up on the lies or go bust. ?

Dumbo Dump NEEDS TO GO HEY HEY HO HO!!!!

Hey it’s the corrupt governor speaking ?

Hey listen , its the voice of reason, please listen. I consider Canadians my brothers. This is such a dark time. My elected officials are supposed to represent the people, please do Roger

HEY CANADA, can you please invade us? LOL

Hey Little Donnie,take note! This is what a leader looks and sounds like. Note how he behaves! \nBTW, he’s not orange, and flailing his hands around like a dumb Asss!\n\nAmerican here from Nashville TN!

Hey trump. Try speaking like this. Start by not lying. You can tell when trump is lying. It's whenever there's noise coming out of his mouth.

The port at Vancouver and the rail crossings dont count as border crossings?? Nobody searches seacans or rail cars. But hey, patrol that border..

Hey bro, you're making way too much sense, and using big words. Our president is an insane idiot. You need to speak insane idiot to be heard.

Hey Canadians, on behalf of the good people in America... I apologize for the ignorance and stupidity of one EMBARRASSING excuse of a leader that is not only sticking it to Americans in every way you can think ... I refuse to call him a president because he is NOT... He is a convicted felon, convicted on 34 felonies. He is a fraudster, a cheater, a LIAR, a thief, and a THUG! He is not a legal president because he cheated to get elected in the first place because he cheated in 2016 by having his Russian friends interfer in our election by smearing, and launching the wikileaks ĺeak that She had emails from her secratary of state days on an unsecured computer at the DNC Hillary Clinton, merely weeks ahead of the 2016 election.\nTrump also incited a seditious insurection in 2020 after losing that election failing his attempted coup to sieze power in an election he LOST! Donald Trump and many of the GOP that ran for thier lives on Jan. 6th 2021 now refer to the insyrection as a peacful gathering of non violent protesters... Trump calls it the best day ever!!! Think about that for a minute! The very first order of business Trump did after his inauguration was to pardon 1500 crimina convicts that either plead guilty or were found guilty of charges like sedition. And insurectionists. Many of them for violent crimes like battery on a police officer. And other charges loke trespassing on a federal building, and theft charges for stealing laptops and all sorts of things.\nDonald Trumps first act was to free all of them with a wave of a pen... he freed police bashers!!! And scum bags like Elmer Rhoads, and leader of the proud boys Enrique Tarrio... and all tge violent punks that tried to overturn a free and fair election!!! I is disgusting! HE a k so pardoned the biggest drug dealer in America that catered to criminals and murderers, the owner and inventer of the silk roads dark web site.\nTrump is a Russian asset, make no mistake about it. And fir the last 40 days or so he set about to burning down all American institutions with the help of his Billionaire campaign donors that agreed to get him elected for MORE MONEY!!! Trump is turningvon our trusted allies all friends, and siding with countries like Russua, North Korea, Iran, Turkey, and other countries that are under the control of string men autocrats, and dictators! He publicly called our friend and ally Vlidomir Zelenskyy a dictator! While at the same time calling Vladimir Putin a genius, and a really smart guy that wants peace he says!\nVladimir Putin is the worlds most cold blooded mass murderer of our lifetime and he is a war criminal that kills mostly civilians, women and children deliberatly!!! He poisons his political opponents and business partners with plutonium and other ways like having them thrown out a high ruse window, or shit from the sky in an airplane!!!\nDonald Trump is a maniac that Ameruca needs to desperately get rid of before he finishes the job of burning down all our institutions and burning our constitution and democracy in order to turn Ameruca into an autocracy...\nSo, Canadians.... we Americans are deeply embarrassed and we apologize for the reckless behavior of one man!! One ignorant man... Donald Trump. There has never been a more shameful and embarrassing time to be an American! Eff Trump!!!

Hey Justin, Donald Trump is NOT a smart guy. Don't be so nice. Trump sucks.

Hey did you not steal your people's money from there bank accounts ? I will wait for your response Justin! Hey thought you said you had no interest in baning gun in your country also.

Hey buddie... why you charging us tariffs buddie?

How about the guns and fentanyl that is imported to Ontario, Canada by American criminals? Our Prime Minister did not mention that, only because he is not about tit for tat. But hey, I have nothing to lose except for half my family in the States. You guys need to educate your children so they understand how good we have it or how good we did have it. You have thrown it all away because of the election of a predator and felon to the White House. Good luck with that.

Hey America!! This is what a leader of people sounds like