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things go downhill\nman i love this city \ni grew up here all my life\n\ntheres those funny memes going around like WHY didnt i buy a condo in grade 3 when the prices were nice lol\n\nwe need UBI government can send billions of dollars to other country for all kind of other purposes but cant build their own infrastructure\nwhy are humans so backwards\nwhen it comes to growth and well being\nwhy? \nsomeone tell me why

It's funny. Everywhere I go in Vancouver, they're hiring for cheap positions!\n\nJanitors, baristas, fast food employees, etc.\n\nThose jobs could easily be taken by undocumented immigrants, but the system insists on needing a work permit for those.\n\nAs if foreigners would apply for a work permit and wait a year to take those jobs.\n\nIf the government facilitated something like ITIN or an easy and fast work permit (only for those jobs), half of the job crisis in Canada would be solved

Funny how this country is acting like nothing is going on releasing targets numbers, the audacity of the stupid is always amazing.

What made me funny reading comments most of the people complaining about this Life are foreigners they have Thier origins, but they're still living in the USA ????? only complaining from the handles of Thier phones ? why not just Go back to your various countries ?

It's funny that you go on at length about health care and the cost of medication, as if they're one and the same thing.\n\nThey are not. Canadians have to pay for our own medications, unless we're covered by private insurance for them. There are very few exceptions to this, like chemotherapy, which can be *grotesquely* expensive. \n\nBut we can also get them a lot cheaper than you do in the states for a variety of reasons.

Funny how our canadian healthcare is praised everytime but I hear horror stories these days from my brother who works in an hospital. Availability is seriously reduced because of the number of patients, the lack of personel and the bad management by both the directors and politicians. It's to the point that even patients are actively cheering for the personel to go protest down the streets...

It’s already happening???. I laugh but it’s not funny. Sometimes Kenyans are so ignorant na Jimmy akisema the truth is hidden in writing wa nasema ni madhash. Not surprised. I gave my reviews in another video of an agent claiming to take Kenyans to Canada with visitors visa, then wakifika Canada they have lawyers to…. Nilimalizia hapo coz that’s was a just con. In my reviews as I repeat here, let people go to the immigration websites of this countries and cross check or even check if you qualify. Canada, Australia not sure of others follow a point based system for their immigration. Now, good people, mjuange, English test it’s also a must including UK, especially if you’re going as a student or worker. This places hakuna rocket science their website it’s clear even with guideline of when you can expect your visa. Na wakichelewa mtu wangu call that embassy ulize nianje manze, si 5 months ziliisha??‍♀️ In Kenya mine was late, called Embassy on Wednesday, additional information was provided on Friday, Tuesday I had my visa. In fact those people stranded should sue their agent ASAP! And yes skills and experience if you don’t have that, it’s common sense unaenda ku do? Thanks Lynn for this topic??????

??? I don’t even know how to comment on this vital informative, sensitive, funny video! My God continue to protect you Mr Chorchor… ai lived 8 years in Egypt, finished my O’levels to university there. When you said “they will only start frustrating you at the ide minute” I was just imagining those very tough immigrations. I’m currently in Fiji I really suffered before I could get access to pass in my 3rd attempt because I was transiting through Singapore. I had to go back and spend another 3 weeks in Egypt! The funny thing, that was not Egypt Air but Emirates but still frustrated me before i could show all evidence that I can transit within the Airport jurisdictions within 48hrs…

Funny because Mexico is actually part of United States (N. America), except the United States was stolen from it's original native people that were already here!! Go Mexico!!!!

The security is only trying to do it's job, but it is still very funny. Looks like even with the doors closed there is a tussle going on behind it... you can see the door opening and closing ??

TF ???? this man is funny bro said salary in Nigeria is better ??? make I just see even na one ship to go Canada I go sneak in bro work harder ???

Let them all come and we can all go enjoy there islands and build them up and they can be stuck here in this trap hole! It’s funny I want out they want in so sad. Is there anyway we can start a trading countries you take my house I will take your boards and Tim roofs and live the simple island life I just don’t want a trade with Mexico give me Jamaica or any where but mexico

so funny but educative. ? I learnt a lot… I’ve to go and check the date my sch is and starting and wen it gonna end. Thanks dear

The funny thing is you didn’t even touch on how in Canada you can get permanent residency in just 3 years by going to a college here and working at a Tim Hortons. I really wish that was an exaggeration.

Haha they are so funny. They don’t like the west but can’t get enough of the west. They come here. Not the other way around. We don’t give a fuck about going to their countries. Try that shit over here in USA cities and see how it works out.

To start, I'm from Quebec, so sorry if the translation is bad, I don't speak basic English... First of all, the United States is a country of misfortune for me, I'm sorry if it sounds abrupt, but how I see it!\n\nHonestly I think that for the reputation of the country and their people, it will never change if the question of weapons is not settled! (Yes again the weapons) Because that's what comes back the most how many people there are in the cemeteries who didn't ask for anything and who died by a bullet lost by the mass killings in the schools or by psychologically crazy speaking who should have ever had a gun in their hands! Whenever the question is asked it is always the reason for patriotism or the constitutional right to bear arms!\n\nThere is absolutely nothing normal and natural about going to Walmart and walking out with a rifle or a semi-automatic weapon without more regulations or investigation of the person who wants to buy the weapon in question. Never in the life does it exist in Quebec or even in any similar place in Canada! We would say at times that the United States and Canada are two different planets and not territories on the same continent.\n\nAnd also it's funny that the country is called ''United States'' while people are divided like never before with racism and political opinions whether your more (Republican) or (Democrat). Believe me, I'm not happy to make this comment because I would like to love you more! And of course I don't put everyone in the same boat I know you're not all like that! But shit wake up!!! Can't you see that there is something wrong with you!?

This is not funny close our borders let these go back to their countries! We can’t do this anymore more!

Honesty at it best…and funny too???”dem go give you admission 2day, 2dy!???

Funny people. India me gandagi failate hain, rules follow nahi karte. And then they go to Canada and praise the cleanliness, the system, and the rules.\n\nIdiots

Funny, my rent keeps going up all around me and my apartment…but they give these immigrants free stuff across the street from me…then there is tons of violence and stealing,.

Funny coming from colonists ? go back to fkn Europe how about

Is funny how blacks are complaining about the western world this days, what about black countries and blacks in those black countries why don’t we spend the energy on our black issues on blacks, black countries don’t even want other blacks in their countries as well , the only country blacks want to go to is the western world and they keep complaining, start visiting black countries and see how you like it

Your content is absurd now. Go back to when you were making funny videos with zaid

Omg finally the kind of shahveer we all have been waiting for is finally here. Thank you so much man for coming to Canada. Please don't go back now. Stay there for a little too longer. It's been too much of Pakistan content now. It's actually getting bored. We want the energetic, raw and funny shahveer to be back ❤

I rem everyone was bashing trump for renewing title 42, and now that Biden does it no one’s saying a thing. Funny how that works. There was a reason why trump wanted to do it and this is one of the reasons. He could barely take care of our own people how is he going to help all these others?

Funny how america sends billions of dollars to Ukraine for defense, but we cant do the same for the countries south of our border. Did we really need to go into iraq? South of our border right now the cartels are operating with 50 cal machine guns, armored vehicles, cell phone/ radio jammers, and submarines. 40 years ago it was a different story. Many of these people are fleeing from terrible violence in and just want peace. For our own safety and security as a nation we have to correct this.

Man I see white people and black people there. That’s another politician that payed people to go to the border and cross. Lol ? would be funny if it was true.

So what let them in, all these people with multiple properties that they scammed with government money will now have to do things the right way… its funny how american love to go to other peoples countried but dont want anyone coming to theirs

Wow these comments are funny theses are people who clearly don’t understand what’s it like to live in a third world country, I thought the “American Dream” was still a thing ig not, and don’t go say “well they should just get in the right way” bc if u says that u clearly don’t understand how it work you need upwards of 8,000 dollars to even try to get in and a good ass lawyer, who tf has that much money and a good lawyer when ur in a this world country. Sad to see so many “Americans” saying stop letting them in, the “American Dream” has really died sad. Keep living ur comfortable lives tho and saying thing you know little ab ??

Funny enough both gave me offers but going to Uk first

Lol. That's so funny. So they come to america illegally Decide they don't like it here because canada's better And then they enter canada with the same tears. The same stories. You need to understand that soon your country is going to be invaded by a very large number Of people trying to enter. And what is going to be strange about it? Most of them are going to be americans

How are they all militant without any weapons in hand trying to cross the boarder ?Funny enough the people who stormed the capital in January weren’t Militant and they were ready to lynch people and carried all types of weapons. These people are desperately looking for better lives . The shouldn’t need to go in illegally but if there was transparent policy where they can go through proper process without being criminalized legally applying for asylum and locked in concentration camps waiting for verdict without right if speech or to get a lawyer a lot of people wouldn’t need to cross illegally. Not even speaking of the necropoltics in immigration laws and how the system plays on peoples emotions with these moral panics and media narratives. It’s really sad . They are better off going to Canada or Europe honestly . They might not be militants over there

Funny how Texas is really Mexico but they stole it and now won’t allow the natives to go home. Weird. And please do not even comment to me if you’re a foreigner, and that goes for white people who pretend like they were Americans.! U forced ur way into our lands and now u don’t want any competitors huh

Funny thing looks like they chose a section of trumps wall to go for it. Obviously saw WEAKNESS

That funny ? but why go to Australia anyways

Y’all want border security but it’s funny the gov only wants security for themselves. How about the CNN y’all know the truth quit lying like we don’t know what’s going on

So I'm going to Australia to meet my boyfriend for the first time, and I'm kinda sure this doesn't help me at all, but I'm going to send it to him anyway because he'll find it funny

And my life turned upside down this Friday by illegal immigrants here in Louisiana. They ran a red light, smash my car, totaled it. While running from border patrol and customs. I counted eight people running out of the vehicle and not one gave two shits to check on me, even though I was injured. Seven of them got away the only one they caught was a 14 year old Honduran child that claimed amnesty. So vehicle which they stole, which had stolen license plate, and apparently was full of stolen tools all was seized. The owners will be lucky if they get anything back since it is being held as evidence. I was told by My Attorney chances are my insurance will not pay me in full for my vehicle. Also, I only have a few payments on my car left, and I’m forced to pay it even though now I have no vehicle to get to work, because all my equity is tied up in it, funny thing is I recognize this kid from one of the jobsites down the street. They literally beat me in a bid on. Mind you only buy $400 differences I’m having to pay taxes it’s a joke when you say these people take jobs and no one else wants thing is it’s not jobs no one else wants it’s jobs that have become jobs. No one wants because of the pay continues to fall prices continue to increase, everyone thinks he’s illegal immigrants make no money on these jobsites most of them have nicer vehicles and live in nicer places than the guys I know. The Democrats who are used to vote for because I thought they were for the workingman have completely switched. Their allegiance is to the large corporations that just want to drive down competition and raise their profit margins. They don’t care about America. They want a global economic system in which we have to compete with people that are willing to do the same work as us for a little less because they don’t have to pay what we have to pay and they go back to their countries and live like kings where our dollar buys a lot. They literally use their influence and corruption to take down Trump‘s administration because he was actually doing something about America’s problems. What a damn shame it’s time to change the system. If you’re not voting for a Bernie Sanders or Trump you might as well not voted off because you will get no change. Frankly, I think Bernie Sanders is a terrible choice, but it beats Joe Biden, because at least Bernie Sanders does care. Trump 4 more years!!!!

Lmao well thank Biden or it so funny Biden will go down in history for destroying America he is the worse president Americans ever votesd for

Funny these stories of people flying through all these countries and the leaving the US to come here. Must be nice to have that kind of money. \n\nSo happy to see the border close. Go back to the US. We’re tired of paying for immigrants while they contribute nothing. \n\nThey’re safe in the US. They can stay there. Canadians are going without housing because immigrants are getting preferential treatment. NO. Sick of this. Safe third country? F that. First safe country only. Nobody should be cherry picking where they’re going if they’re really in so much danger. \n\nScrew them. It’s time Canada start looking after Canadians first. Our people are sleeping under tarps and these people with their 11 children are put up in hotels. \n\nNah. You can stay where you’re at.

Thats funny, If I as an American citizen break the law,especially a federal one, I go to prison!!WTF

Rotfl so their solution is to do what trump had going. The safe 3rd country agreement that Trump started. Biden is stopping it though. Kinda funny how comrade Trudeau agrees with trump.

Pretty funny we let them go north Canada let's them come south

i think its funny for the people just doing it to do it to be distructive yet when there done,., how you getting back home without getting a shit tone shit makes zero sense i get for the people that dont plan on going back but the people doing for fun your screwed.

It is funny in a way that those people are leaving their homes for a better life in the US. Kind of ironic. Their country is so bad and go to the US border and get treated so humanely and with all the kindness they can muster. Only the few can make the trip to the Canadian border. And their first experience is what the US is known for, Racism.

Visiting family in Brooklyn when i live in the UK was a major shock to me, to see how segregated the neighbourhoods were was like going back 50 years in time. I'm light skin black and had people looking at me funny on Flatbush, i got back to my relo's and asked wag1, they tell me id be perceived as a Latino... Driving to New York, we go through the Jewish quarter and i see no one walking the streets except dudes with tall hats and squiggly hair... like woah bruh, now i understand why America is so stuck on race and division. It was mind blowing to me, i couldnt imagine how some of these ppl would feel coming here to the UK, theyd be best mates the local off license Sikh owner and talking about the coof with their Turkish barber in 1 day.

Hello mister me Takahashi are you going to be here tomorrow or are you going to be here on Friday because you’re so funny with me Takahashi lol laughing out loud to

That's so funny and true at the same time. Sadly, I was born in the falsely advertised 'Best place on Earth, 'Canada' and therefore, cannot claim asylum in any other country, so I will pass away alone in hospice with 5 other dying strangers. Luckily, I moved away just in time through the UK ancestry scheme and live my dreams with my partner I met in a home we bought in a city where I don't have to look at the price tags as I know it's already 6x cheaper than Canada! However, there's a catch in that you can only go back as far as your grandparents to use the Ancestry Escape Pod, so if your grandparents were born in Canada I wish you all the luck and who knows, maybe you'll eventually merge with the USA and freedom and happiness is yours. Life is better on the outside. I moved 15yrs ago and never look back. I calculated a week to visit my siblings in Canada costs the same as 6 months worth of mortgage payments (my share).

I think it's funny canada as a whole is going straight facism but whatever do you boo boo lol

Go back to Europe would be a funny comeback ?