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Hey MAGA, this is how a great Statesman communicates. Compare this to the gibberish of your mediocre Salesman.

US don't need Canada hey Russia is greater than Canada if you do the math sorry.

Hey Canada you will lose.. USA is almost 50% of your GDP\n\nYour country would fall into a recession\n\nFactual

HEY!, BUT HE’S AMERICA GREAT AGAIN ??????

Hey Donny! Look...no teleprompter!...

Hey you POS his name to YOU is \nMR PRESIDENT \nAnd you are the LIAR and it will be proven a FACT!\nYour country WILL suffer far more greatly than the US ever will!\nHe gave you a chance to Stop the drugs and illegal crossings.

Hey Canada, FAFO! You’ll be in breadlines by next week

What a nauseating twit. Hey Justin...tariffs on American goods are a tax on Canadians! I forgot-- you love taxes, because you're a socialist. You were right when you told Trump Canada can't survive this--because Canada isn't a real country.

Hey Canada, we share your values in Europe, I think it's about time we get closer together and ditch the big bully by now. There is nothing to gain trying to appease a wannabe dictator

Hey Canadians, bring your goods over... you can have the US-shelves.... AND... we are more customers ?. Best regards from Europe.

Hey Canada you want to trade Justin Trudeau for two Trump and Vance hell we will even throw in Elon Musk. No how about Trump administration as well. Want do you say? Please take them all!

Hey ! have you seen,,,,, he is ALWAYS LATE with reaction ? That's the reason why our country neighbors dont want Trudeau and his gang....

Hey Maga idiots !! You just f america over !!, pissed ?

Hey boy... why have you changed your career? Do you think its good for the universe? You're fucking wrong....if you doin' this...

I AM CANADIAN. And sad to say I and my family were Trump supporters through halfway through his first term. The BS and blantent vugar talk from his mouth and now criminal conviction was enough. But now that I see Elon Musk , Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezzos and other billionaires in his shady corner I knew something wasnt right! And after how President Zelenskyy was treated, disgusting right for the news to see on purpose. Your President is way too close to Putin and who knows what other countries. Trump, and his cronies want the spoils and treasures of Canada, Mexico, Ukraine and Gazza! BTW Trump your welcome from Canada ?? for helping putting out your fires in California! But, then again we know you wont thank Canada! Hey Americans Canada ?? loves you! Alot of great history together! Lets not let trump and his cronies divide us!

Hey , MAGA ......YOUR SCREWED BTW !!!

Hey, Americans, now let's fight Ketamine in the US by getting rid of Musk!

Hey sincerely looking for a conversation. Is there anyone who voted for trump and is happy this is happening ? Or expected it to go this way and is still in support of it ?

Hey Trudeau you won't back down from forcing thousands of truckers to get vaxperimented on but eventually you had to stop your nonsense. didn't you? I stopped watching at 4:00 because his face makes people physically ill. And Joly too.

Hey castro, shut up.

Hey Canada, ??

Hey Gov. Trudeau of Canada USA you should respect our President Trump and the Federal government.

HEY TRUDEAU .....YOUR PANTIES ARE SHOWING .....MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO PLAY CORNHOLE WITH OBAMA AND HIS ..... HUSBAND .....BIG MIKE ....

Hey hey hey, Mr. Trudeau..that is Dumpy Trump, not the American people. We agree with you, Sir!!!

Hey Donald Trump just in case you missed it you are One of the most hated people on the planet. You are the definition of Pathetic human being . You care for only for two things yourself and money . Karma's coming for you and all the glass in the world wont be able to save you from her . Good luck with that .

HEY TRUDEAU, WE DON'T NEED CANADA !!!!! YOU NEED US !!!

hey buddy you want us to march over that invisible line with guns we’re taking everything

hey buddy you want us to march over that invisible line with guns we’re taking everything

Heys guys, I think you in the USA would be better asking this President to annex you until you can get rid of Donald for good...??? I'm from a country across the pond (Portugal) and this is the kind of guy I'd like to make alliances with.\n\nThat freak show trap your #1 and #2 put up for Zelensky last friday was sick. The civilised world really needs to unite and help eachother in every way and the guy you put in charge doesn't seem much into it. United we win!

Hey Trudeau you still look like your dad Fidel Castro .. i thought you were stepping down.. oh wait thats the best quality of liberals is lying ????

Reciprocity, but hey USA is just trying to make up for all the laundered taxpayer dollars for politicians gain.

Hey Justin Trudeau, who else is a lying Murderous Dictator??? You sent pigs on horses to trample old ladies during the freedom convoy!!! You have taken away everyone’s charter rights of freedom of speech and freedom of expression. That right there is a dictator

Hey America! Canadian PM Trudeau is not even reading a teleprompter.

As an American, I am so Proud of President Trump! If my neighbors in Canada had done what was right and stopped the flow of fentanyl from coming into Canada and flowing into my country, little Justin wouldn’t be crying right now in front of a camera. Hey Justin, how many of your politicians were paid off to allow fentanyl to continue flowing? None, you say? So it was just incompetence then? I don’t think that you care because you are on your way OUT! I hope my Canadian friends do better!

We don’t want it either but hey, there’s no more illegals coming ??

HEY CNN, TH3 ONLY THING BLISTERING IS THE BILLIONS TRADE IMBALANCE YOUR PRESIDENT IS FIXING, WELL ACTUALLY YOUR FAKE NEWS 1S PRETTY BLISTERING TOO

hey canada gfy

Hey Guy? Nobody's taking you serious. So you up there talking about the United States ??? To bad you didn't put the energy for your country like your putting out now. ??????????

Hey Mr Trudeau, for your speech to be most effective, please repeat at least ten times, that the republicans are imposing a stiff NEW TAX on Americans. Americans don’t know what a tariff is. It is a TAX and Americans are allergic to that word. Call it a TAX, again and again if you want Americans to dislike it.

Hey hey hey. The United States didn't launch a trade war. Donald Effing Trump and his Republican lickspittles launched a trade war. Most of us in the U.S. are sick to our stomachs about this attack on our wonderful neighbors to the North. Let's keep the blame squarely where it belongs. Trump, Vance, Rubio, and the list goes on from there.

Hey US ?That's what we think of you. That's what we will ALWAYS think of you! No forgiveness EVER!

Hey Maga... U R about to learn a hard lesson. You think prices were bad under Biden? lol, wait for it. You screwed over the world and now the world is going to screw you!

US VOTER: “Uhhh, so you do this fella Trudeau is near the end of his term as Canada’s PM? I mean, if you all are done with him and all we could certainly use a guy like him in our executive branch “ ?? ??. \n BTW, I love Canadians. Hell, “ some of my best friends are Canadian.” None In the family of course-what would people say? But you know. This guy Trump is quite the hoser. How about you open up your borders just a pinch to let us sane Americans over? We don’t eat much and we’ll even pay for any medical expenses! Really we will. We’re use to it. How’s about like starting up an H1VFK visa. Yeah, you know-the Hey, I Voted For Kamala visa. Well, just think on it. You guys were there for us during Nam. You can do the human thing again. Cheers ?

Hey, you are more than welcome to join European Union if you want !

Hey trump the criminal liar putin suck ass liar who lied on ukraine on day one but thinks hes owed an apology for lieing on ukraine like the putin suck ass trump is

Hey Canada, wanna join the EU?

Hey Trudeau you don't have the cards

Hey kimlit thank the Conservative for GST and HST. GST introduced by Mulroney in 1991. Free trade caused our manufacturing collapse. Harper, Conservative raised the retirement age to 67 and he changed the law to allow foreign govts to own more than 50% of Canadian companies. These young CanMagas don’t know about our history. The Conservative Party started and continues to be the party of the rich and big business. Look who is backing IDU organization…Koch Brothers, Mike Roman and other oligarchs. Trudeau raised CPP and OAS payments, lowered retirement age back to 65, dental plans for Seniors, cheap daycare….all of which PP said he will remove because we can’t afford it according to his handlers. He will privatize healthcare and raise retirement age again to appease his rich handlers.\n.

I never thought I would be more supportive of a government imposing tariffs on us than my own government, but hey Trump aligning the US with Putin and starting unnecessary and harmful trade wars with our allies is moronic and treasonous. The GOP used to be the party of free trade. That was literally their main plank for 40 years, and an idiot comes along who doesn't understand basic facts, such as how tariffs work, imposes them willynilly and vindictively, and the spine-challenged Congress rolls over without so much as a whimper. Meanwhile, an illegal immigrant from South Africa fires the people looking after our nuclear weapons, because he's also an idiot. And their fans lap up their clear treasonous acts.

Hey let's cut the carbon tax to help Canadians as well as the rest since none of this tax is helping anything at all.