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I am so overwhelmed by the fact that I am powerless against my own governments idiotic actions that completely destabilize the world. Please understand that over half of Americans are just as shocked as Canadians, and we love you as our neighbors. We let a ruthless dictator brainwash our vulnerable and uneducated and exploit every crack in our system to get here. I’m very scared for what’s to come and it sucks so badly that we all have to pay for an egrogious act of an elderly nepo baby that doesn’t understand how government and the world works.

NO PAIN, NO GAIN, BABY. WE CAN MAKE OUR PRODUCTS, Thank you. Time for other countries to stop taking advantage of us. ??

So jealous Canada has a real adult in power unlike our elected baby and cheif and our unelected billionaire baby

He’s coherent, honest and not playing the victim (even when directly attacked by the man baby rapist). In short he’s no Trump.

Superb speech. And a clear casus belli for Trump. If the US economy is down significantly, he'll blame Canada, arguing that you've put unfair tariffs on the US with the specific purpose of hurting them (which is undeniable!) and it's Anschluss time, baby. Never underestimate how crazy he is.

Trump throwing a baby tantrum

Yeah I’m guessing if trump made that call this guy was doing something nefarious behind the scenes. His people hate him. He’s a baby dictator. He’s in no position to lecture anyone about governments hurting their people!

The Republicans of America - no all of America is taking a brain vacation to Mars on a silly oligarchy rocket ship with a whiny little trust fund baby. See ya'll after we crash!

Russia ?? will help Trump no worries Canada, we'll be just fine ?, Trump is a adult baby lol?

I'm not a fan of Trudeau, but I must say, what a great, articulate speech. What a nightmare 4 years of orange baby.

Canadians are weak cry baby cry , 80% of Canada is with Indians ahahaha , if there will be a war , all these Indians will move back to India ahahahaha this is funny

Fake news media ???cry babies

TRUMP 2028 BABY!!! AMERICA FIRST!! EAT IT!

Canada needs to sober up and stop whining, Liberals acting like baby giving away billions to support wars and some bullshit..there is so much work that needs to be done to Canada be great. Trump is actually doing a favor by doing that.....let's how we are going to independent from USA

Trudeau has more class, empathy, intelligence and kindness in his baby toe nail than trump and vance put together. Wish he was our President.

he knows how to handles baby Dumpty- be strong , don't back down but always compliment the ego of the weak sissy wanna be King. This what leader sounds like - I don't know his politics but at least he is well spoken , intellginet and and not an idiot like Dumpty

Trudeau you sound like a baby why don’t you just take it like a man and grow your internal and external economy and stop crying and or kissing ass

First, We as Canadians do truly care for the Americans who didn't Vote for Trump. But it's time we shut off the power and see what baby ?Trump will do..Time for him to back the Fuck up Canada has had it with your Dumb Ass

It's such a whiplash to see a well educated, thoughtful leader like Justin Trudeau speak ... then Trump who is a blubbering baby who can't string a fully coherent sentence together to save his life.

And this is what it looks like to be crying like a baby while your bold faced lying

Trudeau is trash we love you Canada we hate that you have this idiot for your leader Trump all the way baby he knows what the he’s doing ??????

Don’t cry baby. Now is the time for communist Canada to start trade with Cuba.

The baby orange man does not want to work with Canada and Mexico , He wants to collect taxes on all goods coming in so him and his rich buddies do not have to pay taxes.

Is this what Drill baby drill meant for Trump?

Well guess what baby!!!!!!!! AMERICA IS BACK!!!!!! BUE BYE EUROPE!!!!! BYE BYE CANADA!!!

From California: \nHis talk to Trump was like a father speaking to a baby ??? ??❤️\n1000% tariffs on Teslas and Kentucky please!

This is what the head of a goverment should sound like, not the crying baby orange man that runs the U.S

I don't like Trudeau much but he can speak like a politician and what he says sounds like common sense. And then we got Trump, a six year old angry baby elephant and his sidekick JD Robin, the couch lover and ass licker, scamming and bullying basically everyone except Putler. Talk about a pathetic narcissist psychopath, and the hillbillies who voted for him should go join Russia on the frontline. I know they're too fat and they would shoot in the wrong direction but the Russians are on the same level

Shut up baby girl world need to be free from such tumors like you and i support president trump he know what he is doing Americans are very blessed people that they have got president like Donald trump and respective administration

No more baby sitting Canadians.

LMAO Canada had tarriffs on the US and now we respond with reciprocal tarriffs and they cry. and they have an open border allowing criminals and drugs to enter the us...lmao cry babies. we dont need Canada, and btw no more money for you buddy. your gonna miss that 200 billion subsidy .

This guy is still trapped in the 80's. Soooo this genius wants companies to 'make stuff in the US and there will be no tariffs' and expects a company to pay someone in the US 20 or 30 dollars an hour, for an 8 hour day... instead of going overseas where a company can pay a dollar a day, for a 12 hour day, to make the same product. (Do Americans want to pay 200 dollars for a shirt, made in America, or do they want to pay 40 dollars for the same shirt made overseas. The 'new normal' does not include companies in the US trying to compete with an endless supply of VERY cheap labour overseas, and the sooner this out of touch baby boomer faces reality, the better.)

cry baby cry!!!

Canadians are a bunch of spoiled cry babies. I live on the boarder in Washington state how about you guys stay in Canada. Buy your own gas. Buy your own milk.

CNN was dropped on their head when babies

Don’t be a cry baby! Pay your fair share? ??????

A great speech. The only lie I heard was the Donald trump was “very smart”. I think you meant he’s a “very very stupid fascist boot licking nepo baby with a talent for bull&h!tting that only works on idiots”. They sound similar, so I understand the mistake.

Trudeau is a total DICKHEADD always trying to scare americans, AND hes hella manipulative , he shoud worry about canadians and stop trying to pep talk U.S natives like were babies , we know whats up, hes just mad that we Americans are standing up to the bullshit were fuckenn tired as well,, weve been seeing prices go up, and thats why were fighting back , FUCKK YOUUUU CANADA AND YOUR LEADER!. straight up like that,, yall dont give a fucc about us yall never do. yall didnt send help when the fires were happening in california.

Well, I am from America and I never heard of such a bunch of whiny babies in my life. If you got an app to get her Mr. Trudeau and got the border tightened up instead of lying about us you wouldn’t have 25% tariff against you in the business we do a Canada as much it is in the billions it’s chunk change to us so young with the program and get it together and take a nap order in for you Europeans. I wouldn’t criticize in America to quickly because we’re in America well that’s not how that conversation.

SAY IT PUTIN IS A BABY KILLER

Can someone get the UK's big baby Trump parade balloon, it needs to float the streets of the USA

MAGA: WOOO Trump baby! Who signed this trade deal? We were getting ripped off!\nAlso MAGA when Trump signed the trade deal: This is the best deal ever made.

Very professional ? \nNo gutter language, no tantrum, no name calling, or disrespecting anyone, unlike the baby in the White House.\nJT got the message across in a very clear manner. \nThank you JT for being a good ambassador for Canada ??

Cry baby

Cry baby Trudeau.

We the people I am so sick of hearing Trump name everyday and I mean everyday. And we know that we should not be friends with a war criminal. We were taught all our lives that no not is above the law. The FBI and the CIA got our back. The military and the police or the best in the world. And no one is above the law. And even though we were not prefect we was taken maybe baby steps but they were steps. Now we have one party who has soul out to Russia. How do you feel about being friends with Putin.? And now the MAGA party does not want to talk to We the people at town meetings. And I believe everything that Trudeau and the Mexico President over anyone and I mean anyone in the MAGA fascist party.

The baby, the child hood baby sitter, his side piece and a nobody. How do you think this is remotely serious??

Donald doesn’t care too much about facts , he just talks mostly BS and if he’s corrected will stamp his feet and have a big baby meltdown. The best current example is Ukraine. I will disagree with one of Justin’s points , Donny is not a very smart guy, he just says he is which is the last thing that smart people will say.

Trump pissed of Canada, they are like the Labradoodles of allies - who hates a Labradoodle? Oh yeah, putin's baby boy....

He’s cry baby pay