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Woke at its toughest as nails. Eat that Donald.

Why did that leopard eat MY face?!?!

Canada is great eh, i'll be eating my $3.00 CAD eggs tomorrow morning with my $1.50 Starbucks coffee. Tariff away

I'll eat rice whatever it takes I am with my President.

It's not at all surprising. Republicans only impose laws and policies that hurt their people, supporting only the rich and wealthy. Never the many. This will likely only hurt republicans attempting to get elected in this country moving forward. Unless they try to take our democracy away. In which case we will be forced to eat the rich to feed the poor.

Trudeau Should be President of all of North America. He just stuffed Trumps face in the mud. And made Trump eat shit.\n\nHow sweet it is. He is gutsy, brave man.

This clown is a weak sister, trump eats him for breakfast

As a Canadian , i'll be eating my $3.00 cad eggs tomorrow morning. Let's hope Ford get a itchy finger tomorrow to turn down the lights. Americans will feel this one.

Trudo can eat trash

I am a combat veteran from afghanistan and iraq. \nWe fought alongside Canada in Afghanistan. They are our ally and our neighbors. \nThis is So0o0o Dumb.\nWhat has happened to our world.\nAdolf trumpler is at the controls.\nWhen reasonable people across the world are dumbfounded by Dumpie the knuckle, dragging mouth breathing Dumpster Fire.\nSorry, but you're wasting your time If you think you can reach Tre45on while he Eating his Big Macs and strokes putin under the table

I guess I’ll just eat aunt jememiah syrup, instead of maple syrup. We’ll be ok.

Watch trump weaponize this to paint Canada as an enemy of America to justify future shenanigans and Senate Republicans will continue to just eat it right up smh

Orange P O S don’t care about us he and his will eat well

Eat a sausage trudeau the sycophants in the cnn comme t page her are outnumbered. An idiot like you talk down to the american people. Get wrecked bro. Canadians better elect poliveri or your in for a world of bankruptcy.

This is a nightmare!!! So r the magat people supporting this? If so just wait until u cant afford to eat!!!!

Papa, why can't we eat McDonald's every night no more?\nWell billybob, most of your big mac ingredients comes from Mexico, so the price went up 25%.\nCan we still get lunch from KFC Papa?\nNo billybob, most of the chicken comes from Mexico too...\nWhy is this happening Papa?\nI don't know billybob, just be happy our Tennessee whiskey is suddenly reaaly cheap and they are giving it away...see, Pastor Donnie is Making America Drunker Again...\n\nSatirical comments from Australia.

FACT: There is MORE Fentanyl moving from the US TO Canada than the other way around. Trump is lying to his party but sadly they just eat it up. Dark days are here and Civil war is coming to the US because Donald will try to stop protesting with violence. He is already threatening pulling funding from any college or university that allows campus protesting. WTF is that besides a NAZI maneuver?

Tariffs hurt short term but we have to think about the children and future generations, we can and will produce anything we need , how often do u eat maple syrup anyway

Dump is NOT a smart man! If his IQ breaks 110 I'll eat my hat! But he won't take an IQ test, will he? Because he can't read!

This is big some thing you all do not have in donald duck trump wack wack you cant even eat this peace shit.

is this world going mad? its like everyone trying to eat each other

BLOCK ALL REGISTERED REPUBLICANS FROM ENTERING CANADA!!!!! MAKE MAGA EAT WHAT THEY VOTED FOR!!!!\n\nDEMS COME IN PEACE AND SUPPORT CANADA!!!!

Is all MEGA MAGGOTS fault to place America in those conditions. They’re the ones at fault for voting and believing a dictator, criminal, Putin puppet, felon. Now everyone will be eating S****?????? IMPEACH TRUMP!!!

? Canada President Trudeau for taking a stand against this two headed beast in the U.S. Trump and Musk are monsters. They don't care who they hurt. They will eat their own babies.\n\nI am a black woman who lives in the U.S. who did not vote for Trump. Most Americans are not on board with these new deals against all of our allies.\n\nOur allies are having to take drastic measures against the U.S. because the people who voted for Trump were racist or just idiots and now we're all in the same boat who will suffer.\n\nTrump can never be trusted and the rest of his cronies.\n\nThis is going to be hard for all of us but we all will make it. Black people have always had to make a way out of no way.

What happened to the story of Haitians eating our dogs & cats?

Snl is gonna eat this up lol?

Trump is boss and Canadians are going to eat our tariffs and love it.

Putin is watching while eating popcorn, his Trump plan in implementation.

putin and xi eating popcorn clapping their hands while watching trump wrecking the alliance ..US voted a clown 'now watched your circus

I mean mr tredau, u are donating to countries in war... u arw giving money to refugees when ur own people cant even afford to rent and eat. U got so many foreign workers when canadians are unemployed. Worry about ur own befire you do social work in other countries. Trump cares about america, u should step down asap.... u brought this upon all canadians.

Trump a smart man??? They are Eating the dawgs.

Trump needs to be impeached ! He is an embarrassment to the United States ! All he worry’s about eating McDonald’s and golf !

Canadian Lad here, I'm Very Proud of Our Prime Minister. Hats off Buds. Our Doors are open to those Americans that want to Live in Canada. Its a Big country I'm sure we can find a lake for you to live on free of Morons Like Donald Trump. As long as you don't mind Camping, fishing, canoeing, drinking Molson Beers watching hockey, and eating Pan cakes with Maple Syrup, lol.

I don’t like Trudeau. I don’t like the way his country is suffering under his rule - by that I mean the poverty the Canadians are living in whilst he takes expensive vacations and eats 5 star food - and I agree more with the opposition. I also don’t like the black face joke he pulled years ago. But in this instance, against the trump administration, I fully support and agree with what he is saying. This is the stupidest trade war in history. This is going to screw up all countries involved. Stand for democracy!

I don’t like Trudeau. I don’t like the way his country is suffering under his rule - by that I mean the poverty the Canadians are living in whilst he takes expensive vacations and eats 5 star food - and I agree more with the opposition. I also don’t like the black face joke he pulled years ago. But in this instance, against the trump administration, I fully support and agree with what he is saying. This is the stupidest trade war in history. This is going to screw up all countries involved. Stand for democracy!

This will not hurt the Rich people, they dont care about the less fortunate if they eat or not..Its about the Rich getting Richer and the US Falling as low as it can..God bless the people to stand together with their local farmers/home gardeners...Let will make it if we stand together!!!!!

Those horrible plutocrats don’t give a rip about the US citizens. They’re looting the country at the expense of regular people. \nI’m sorry this is happening but maybe the MAGAts who voted for these scumbags will realize that the tigers ARE eating their faces.

America has turned into a #Idiocracy under Trumps reign!?I guess sometimes gullible people had to eat po.op to learn their lessons!?Maybe they will use a bit of common-sense next time!?

Dog eat dog bone

I thought you were gone Trudy. We like you Canada but we don’t really need you. We can solve the problems we get from you in 15 minutes. This guy has no problem freezing protesters bank accounts, forcing people to scan QR codes to decided who eats at a restaurant, and government sanctioned beatings of peaceful protesters because they dare stand up for freedom. Canada wake up. Trudy is a good old fashioned communist. The more he fights back against Trump, the more I know Trump is right.

As much as this will suck for all Canadian and US citizens, I fully support Canada. I applaud everyone standing up to our despicable Pres and his billionaire posse. Let them eat their money and go to hell.

As a Canadian, Trump will regret this. I repeat regret this. I am 60 years old and l never saw this ever in my life. Trump called Biden a stupid president he should eat his words and take a long look at himself. Biden had much more class and respect for others. He is attending Putin bc Putin has dirty laundry on him. Trump and Putin are the antichrist but don't realize that GOD is in command always was always will be. Lord have mercy have mercy on us all. Protect us from evil. Grant us peace in this world.?

I am canadian, and I hate being the laughing stock of the world, I hope Trump bankrupts canada and we all can be Americans!! You cannot eat pride, and turdeaus idea of helping the people is taking the tax off of booze for a couple months to sedate us,,,

Eat it canada ??‍♀️ too long and no more

All I got to say is i wish Trudeau's father was in power right now, then the amaricans would be eating all the crow they made.

TRUMP will eat this guys lunch ! Pootie poot is not are problem i wish some people could grasp that your problem is every demacrat selling we the people into slavery!!!

Governor Trudeau needs to realize Canada eats at the little kid table.

We grow up fighting in our favourite sport. I don't know about you guys, but I take pride in how well we can eat a punch. Usually that's the guy who wins. Elbows up my fellow Canadians ????

Got to pay your due sir!! You eat your lunch but you didn’t help clean up!!! … not gonna happen!!!

Canada, you have my support. Hell, I think I'll cross the border for some shopping soon. I vacation in Canada and have made over a dozen trips, staying in Canadian hotels, eating at Canadian restaurants, and shopping in Canadian stores. I will this year as well. See ya in June!