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Hey America, don’t get him wrong. He’s an idiot and he’s been destroying everything he touched all along, he’s taxed the shit out of us, treats us like disposable slaves, stolen all kinds of money, he’s a piece of shit. You lie, you lie, you lie.

Hey Canada. Tell Elon you don’t need his cars. He can sell them to Putin.

Hey Trudeau ...\nGuess What?\nAmerica can \ndo much better\nwithout your weak\nand derelict proposals.

Hey Americans, this is how a leader talks, how he represents a nation, how he brings facts to the table and speaks in a coherent and respectful manner.

I’m sorry Canada. We have 77million people who voted for this moron. I just hope they see what they did and never vote for another Republican. We need strong honest people running our country. Not a bunch of faithful followers with no back bone. Can’t wait , we vote every two years . That’s when we will dismantle this cult. Hey democrats get out from under your rocks.

Hey wake up Republicans did you hear that I couldn't say it better myself.

Hey Maga you voted for this are you happy yet?

Hey do you still support nizar and Khalistan. Or have you stopped being stupid

Hey Trump voters this is a real leader. Yours is twice as old has half the brain.

When I mention that people shouldn’t be using housing for investment vehicles boy do I get yelled at. \n\nAnd those same people using housing are complaining about the lack of business investment. \n\nBut hey, keep pumping up that TO and Van real estate and enjoy.

Hey, at least they will offer end of life care if you want it.

Hey: I think you’ve seen me comment a lot here because I have my opinions and I really appreciate your blog.(is that what it’s called?). Anyway, I’m gonna tell you about my cancer story.\nTwo years ago at the age of about 53-54, I realize that I hadn’t had a mammogram in a long time because I’ve moved cities so I was on the list but in another city. So I decided I need to go get a mammogram. I contacted my GP and he gave me a referral within a couple of weeks. I had my mammogram. They didn’t like it within a week. They did it again. They didn’t like it. They decided to do an ultrasound. And still, they found areas that they were not happy with. So within another week, they did two biopsies. And they came back as cancer cells that had not gotten together yet to create a tumor. So it’s called stage zero cancer. Within two weeks I was in surgery where they took out everything they needed to and I was told that I have good margins. I then had six weeks of radiation. Five days a week for six weeks.\n\nSo about nine months after that and that healing, I had a referral to a plastic surgeon. She reduced my other breast so that I was even. That was about eight months ago. And this week I had a further reduction, call it a fine-tuning, to further ensure that I was even.\n\nThis was all done in Montreal Quebec Canada. \nI paid zero dollars, except a few times I may have paid six bucks for parking. \n\nI am cancer free. I’ve gone from a double D to a B, which you know is better than dying. I am so happy that I live here.

Hey news anchor Why are you asking question with these all Arab countries how come you're not asking weather regular Palestinian

People are realizing they’re being invaded and it’s making them angry. Hey if we were in his country in the millions, running 90% of all their stores, sleeping with their women, they absolutely would have started killing us.

Q ke ye khalistani tattu hey saley inaki gand mey dum hey to india aa

the comments show how dumb the american population in, 16k could be Canadians. But hey, so many want an authoritarian regime while listening to this guy make profit off their stupidity.

Hey Trudeau, you moron I thought illegal migration was a non-issue. Why are there record illegal crossing.

Hey, Canadian here from\nAlberta. Trudeau has ruined our country. He doesn’t care about anything other then filling his pockets

FORMER luxury hotels being the key word. Once they’re all out they’ll be really pleased with the amount of damage done by people who don’t believe they need to take care of their own spaces. Every one of those hotels will get exactly what they asked for and no one will ever want to stay until they are torn down and rebuilt from all the damage. God bless elitist liberals in NY who don’t have to be anywhere near the crime and struggle but feel good about themselves for inflicting it on American citizens who can’t afford to live in penthouses. Hey libtards what comes around goes around. Maybe not in this life but I wish you luck in the next.

Hey, Canada ?? is a big country ?? Trudeau knows what he's doing. Send them right back to Canada ?? don't even process them

Great news! Hey Trudeau, here comes the tariffs!

Why nobody goes to rich arab countries, because hey have strong rules and they defend their identity, you are excesdive generous giving anything to false refugees.

Hey, why are you still calling them migrants?

Hey Canada, clean up your own ?. ??

Hey look up, Roxam Road we took millions of migrants from the States in from Turdeaus welcome to Canada tweet. The Turd govt put them up in high end hotels here also. They just trashed them. \nRight now a migrant can get close to 5g in $ and supports here. It was an attack on both of our countrires. Sadly you had Biden for 4 years. We have had the Turd for 10. If this country does not get a conservative majoroity we are screwed. \nWe have had the longest ynsecure border forever and the vast majority of Canadiands want fentany gone and a secure border back. \nA strong North America is in both our best our interests. Please give us a chance to get our Majority Conservatives in and don't listen to the liberals and ndp they are Biden x100.

Hey, hey...ho, ho...Trump said they got to go.?

Trump: hey Canada stop letting illegals & drugs into the U.S.\n\nTrudeau : nah!\n\nTrump: You’re fired.\n\nCanada: ok ok we’ll stop letting ppl cross.\n\nTrump: aaaaand?\n\nCanada: ? and use our mounted patrol and helicopters, and drones.\n\nTrump: that will work for now

Hey Buddy I'd bet more people are coming over the Mexican Border into the USA than from Canada. and if the people who ran those hotels had half a brain they would call ice and get them to take them back.

Hey Cash, It's US responsibility to stop entry into the States.

Oh but this was all lies hey ! No problems up there hey ? According to Trump haters

Hey rump when do u live up stopping drugs and guns coming into canada from USA

Hey wait a minute something isn't adding up here. You say that 1O's of thousands of migrants are streaming in from Canada. Woah.... Why would anyone in their right mind willingly want to live in the states at this time. And who the heck are these people. When we here in Canada are more loving and compassionate and care for people of all races . ????.

Hey what jacket are you wearing

Hey cast Jordan what country did your people come from because we all know the natives were here first

Hey Cash...Does Roxham road in Quebec/Canada ring a bell?More than 100,000 asylum seekers passed through it in total,and all came from the New York city in the passed 3/4 years...If your country would have done there job at the southern border we would not be in this mess...Stop blaming Canada for all of this... 26,000 illegal crossings from Canada into the United States reported in 2024, 19,000 were in the Swanton region....

Hey Cash Jordan. Could you please do an episode of the money trails that bring illegals into America? We need laws that hold GREEDY business owners accountable both criminally and financially, with heavy fines for those businesses that knowingly hire illegals for bigger profits. We need a severe deterrent for those business owners. Stop the money train and they'll stop coming into America. Here in Florida, our awesome Governor Ron DeSantis just enacted stiffer laws for business owners and illegals.

Hey cash start calling them what they are. Illegal aliens!

HEY CANADIANS.. THIS IS WHY TRUMP THREATENED TARRIFS. AND YOUR RESPONSE TO ME WAS IT DOESN'T HAPPEN.. LYING LEFTISTS

Hey Tyler- you feel safe because you’re a white male. Saying “you can pick and choose where you live and be in a safer town” isn’t true for all Americans let alone foreigners and new comers. School shootings happen more than once a month… and saying it’s easy to move (when you’re not white) isn’t true. as a woman I’d have no right to my own body. and of course I may be discriminated against at work and not get promoted because it’s the old boys’ club from Ivy league schools. The guns.

Yes this is good, but all the fake news MSNBC CNN ABC CBS the list goes on are now making it look like Trump is so cruel. The people sent to Panama MSNBC making it sound horrible. It doesn't matter how much good is done these indoctrinated pea brains will never get it. Its sad but true. Brain washed and lost except the criminals in our government. Makes me sick. But hey TRUMP IS BACK MAGA ??????✝️????✝️

Hey Tyler,\nA lot of us have family in the US. My grandmother came into Canada with the railroad because of her father. I could apply for citizenship and have no problem getting it. That being said, I can also apply for an Irish or English citizenship as well. We are family, and I am so sad how you are letting Trump treat us.\n❤❤❤

@ThatDaneshGuy Hey Danesh, can you find out who this racist punk is?

Hey is that including Elon ?

That’s what happens when you tell everyone you’re shutting down the border. Yes the masses come. It’s psychological so if you say hey come all. The numbers will fall dramatically. I know that doesn’t fit the conservatives false narrative but that’s how humans think.

Hey ask Venezuela we don't give a s*** they're lucky they ain't getting shot and tased I have no heart I don't want him here in my country

Nah nah nah nah, hey hey hey, G-O-O-D-B-Y-E. if their ILLEGAL they don’t deserve to be treat special!! Entering ILLEGAL, is ILLEGAL! We understand demos do not believe in police and rule of law unless it suits them, unfortunately the world doesn’t work like that. We are back in REALITY.

Ghar ke khatar sau dukh jheley ghar tu aakhir apna hey.

Hey guess what! My cousins from the Philippines finally got their visa approved after years of waiting and trying!!!! GET IN LINE LIKE THE REST OF THE WORLD HAS TOO!!!!!

Hey CBP! Time for TARGET PRACTICE!!!!

Hey immigrants, bum rushing the USA no longer an option. The welfare program for our own idiots is expiring. So has the one for you. We literally can’t afford it. The Dems lied. This is not the land of milk and honey. Welfare heaven doesn’t exist. Go home. Work, sweat and toil every day like we do.