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if we Indians move our ass from every single country and stop supplying pharma products you guys cant even imagine what will happen next we are quite because we dont want to disrespect anyone but if we will be loud then ear drums of such racist people will rip up

What the fuk is happening in England or shall I call it Engaldiztan?? wake the fuk up guys and take control of your country before it's too late.

One guy from Brazil told me. I brazil its shity but good and in Canada its good but shitty

You guys did something rude, and questioning him. If you are applicant then must in a polite manner. Then why did he say you guys shout on him. Both are fuckin idiots and posting fraudulent stuff to get some sympathy

I moved to Canada about 17 years ago and yes it is an absolute pain to jump through all the hoops they want you to go through. I was only here a few days and I came from Ireland as a brick and stone mason they recruited me from Ireland and wanted me to come out. Within three days on the job I learned I would be getting less wages than the other bricklayers. I packed up my tools and walked off the job I notified the employer and the union by emails and told him I’d be flying back home in a few days. Well the union and the employers came running straight away to get me to stay. Trying to explain that after a couple of months I’d be on the same money as the rest of the guys. This is where I explain to them that taking home C$1100 was already a pay cut a massive pay cut as are used to take home 2500 to 2200 Euros living in Ireland. I moved to Canada for a change of lifestyle but that doesn’t mean I was going to be taken advantage of. And that’s when they said they would pay me the same as everybody else. Sometimes you just have to stand up for yourself and be willing to follow through. They even reimbursed me for the airline ticket I bought to go back. Some skill sets they really need in this country in addition Canadians population growth is absolutely dependent upon immigration as the family sizes and birth rates are critically to lol to sustained a country. As I’ve said I’ve been living here 17 years now and I am a Canadian citizen I guess that makes me an Irish Canadian now.

I would pay a million pounds sterling American if you guys would make a Silence of the Lambs skit where Ann Flannigan's character plays Buffalo Bill, and Oisin plays her son who really wants her to stop killing people. Like, she keeps killing all his friends, and wearing their skins. I'm sorry, but if you guys pulled that off to the same quality as the rest of these videos, I might end up in a mental institution. With love, Jeremy the American.

Heeeyyyyy Arms. So news from England, we've entered a state of emergency with Omicron and we're seeing some deaths. I'm Covid negative but for reasons that I can't go into, I haven't had my 3rd vaccination (until January). Would now be a good time to tell you I'm a Stage 3 Kidney Failure patient, meaning I plan on being in Vicar Street on Wednesday but if I catch this 'plague' I may not be strong enough to survive it. Therefore please can I thank you all (especially Flanagan) for making my final days joyful and if you don't see my presence anymore online then, you will know why. Love you guys to the moon and back! ?

I am Canadian and you guys really nailed it. LOL

Can’t believe it that you guys are coming to Canada. Finally eh! ??

Could you guys consider adding a date in Montreal?

This is amazing! You guys should do another immigration sketch in the style of the Two Ronnies Mastermind sketch where the questions and answers don't match but have hilarious results-

Marijuana ????you guys are so so good. Lollll

Would love to see you guys come to Newfoundland! <3

Great, great news. I live near Ottawa. You guys are the best! Your comedy helped with Covid stress. Seeing you in person is a dream for me.

Not gonna lie, I shrieked with glee when you guys said you would be coming to Portland!! I can't wait to see you there!

I'd wished you come to Montreal in Quebec! That said, I don't leave my lovely province very often but I might make a short trip in Ontario you see you guys in Ottawa. I've been hoping to see you perform on stage for a very long time!

I had a similarly friendly crossing from the USA into Canada a few years ago, went back and forth several times in a week. Best part was standing on line behind the guy seeking asylum from the USA and wanting to be a political refugee in Canada, because he felt the internet wasn't safe.

As I Canadian and seeing you guys live 8 years ago at the fringe festival, I will see you in Toronto in March!

Why not Florida? Going all over the place but not sunny Florida. Come on, I’ll take you guys to Disney World.

Absolutely bang on. Very excited to see you guys in Toronto!

As a Polish fan, I really hope you guys will do my country one day. Since there's so many Poles here in Ireland. XD

“Canada is next to which beautiful but inhospitable region?…. USA” I died laughing because it’s true ? excited you’re coming back here though guys! LA is always happy to have ya ?

I wish you guys were coming to Montreal!

We'll see you in DC! I'll be the french guy with a Cork accent.

Aboot, none of it, hahahah... you guys are great.

Thanks guys! OMG, that was hilarious (and spot on, btw.) Looking forward to your live ?? show.

More than happy to make you guys a hot dish when you are in Minnesota!

Seeing you guys live in my hometown is something I never thought I would experience. I hope you all have a great showing Cleveland I know I'll be there (cuz I just bought the damn tickets XD)

Aw, wish you guys were coming to the southern U.S. Maybe Florida someday?

Loads of great jokes in this one, but the moose one floored me! Well played guys.

Love you guys

????\nI love you guys. Your skits are clean, nice, sweet and intellectual. Much much love and respect from India. ?❤?❤?❤??❤❤???❤

Oh Sorry to tell you eh but the guy forgot to mention so many more Canadian celebrities, William Shatner and Ryan Reynolds to name just a couple, but he's right you know pretty sure Justin Beiber isn't Canadian ?\nGreat Video Guys, Happy to hear you're coming to Toronto!

I was chatting to a guy a while back , when I asked him if he was from Canada he was sooo pleased I hadn't thought he was American, didn't have the heart to tell him it was only because I'd spotted a little red maple leaf on his bag?...... Lovely sketch lads?

I missed out on another FAHbulous Dublin weekend but now I'm suddenly in the mood for travelling to Canada to see you guys ;) Btw, reaching the adequate state of drunkenness for consuming Poutine was made easy for my by my Québecois friends as they seriously put maple sirup in the booze.

What a great way to start my morning! I love you guys' humor!! You never cease to amaze me, you are definitely in my favorites! ?

Good job guys ? ?

Okay…I’ll admit… I stayed up waiting for this to drop. It is 1:00am here. I can go to bed happy! You guys make my Thursdays! ☺️

You guys are such a bright spot in the dark mornings ?

I can't believe at the comment section. You guys are crazy for coming up with speculation from one dimension to another tangent.

Fire this guy for abuse harass.no rights to shout at any wat a dumb guy

The officer said that the guy screamed at him. There has to be another part of this story

Can't comprehend why most ppl here thinking that the couple provoked the officer.. I mean the guy literally doesn't answer any of the questions and just storms off in the end.. Plus she did tell him that her father passed away.. If he couldn't be empathetic, he shouldn't have been so rude

??? imagine these guys coming back to India and seeing the behaviour of Indian govt officers.... ?

To be honest I left Canada because of the school system is destroying kids believe in my religion and people in Canada don’t want to communicate with immigrants as a white Arab guy they talk to me but as soon as they ask my name emmm yeah and taxes

Hello Guys.. Can Anyone suggest me for PR in Canada.. I m 35 years old working in BPO. I have total 12 years experience to handle the team as a superviser. I am Married and have 2 kids (11year & 6 year old).

Wow this guy can’t be a true Canadian at all Toronto a safe place ? Or even Ontario safe ? That’s hilarious multiple murders everyday even in rural towns and small cities the housing rate is unaffordable by far almost million for a house that cost 200 000 about 5 years ago or so and to rate Quebec the best province when most Canadians can’t even stand them is hilarious what a stupid video

No way this guy is Canadian. Quebec is beautiful, but definitely not #1.

BC and Halifax and the Easter provindes are not deathly cold. so i dont know what the fuck this guy is sayin. LMAO

not from Canada but from a childhood where this guy supported me so it's time I support him too.