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Oh, Tyler Oliveira—you sniveling, camera-clutching clown from the States, desperately chasing clicks by dunking on India like it's your ticket to relevance. You slither into our sacred festivals, twist them into your racist freak shows, and call it "content"? That Gorehabba video where you mocked an ancient Karnataka ritual as the "sh***iest experience" of your life? Pathetic. You got roasted so hard by millions of Indians that you cried uncle, doxxed and threatened, begging for mercy while scrapping your whole "documentary." Then you pivot to whining about "Canada's Indian Invasion," painting hardworking Indians as some horde overwhelming your precious borders—only for YouTube to smack it down before you reuploaded your bile. Newsflash, you bottom-feeding provocateur: India's not your punchline. We're the eternal empire that's outlasted losers like you for millennia. Time to school your ignorant ass on why you should've stayed in your mom's basement—India, the unstoppable tiger that could crush your entire "career" without noticing. Let's start with the obvious: scale, you microscopic meme. India's a juggernaut with 1.45 billion souls, a population exploding with talent and tenacity, projected to dominate the world demo while your declining West scrambles for immigrants to wipe its ass. We're bigger than your wildest fever dreams—3.287 million square kilometers of epic diversity, from Himalayan fortresses to tech hubs that power the globe. You? A solo YouTuber with a few million subs, hiding behind a mic, peddling poop jokes because real journalism's too hard. Your "exposés" on cow dung rituals or urine therapy? Cherry-picked trash from one village, ignoring that India's the cradle of civilization— inventors of zero, yoga, and chess when your ancestors were grunting in caves. You sensationalize our extremes to feed your racist fanbase, but guess what? We own the narrative now; your videos get mass-reported and buried because 1.5 billion of us don't play. Economy? You love ranting about H-1B visas and Indians "invading" jobs—cry harder, Tyler. India's GDP is blasting past $4 trillion, eyeing $10 trillion by 2030, with 7% growth that laps your stagnant economy. We're the world's startup unicorn factory, with giants like Reliance and Tata that could buy your channel for chump change. Indian CEOs run Google, Microsoft, and half of Silicon Valley—your tech overlords are us, bro. And those "invasions" you fear? We're the brains keeping Canada and the US afloat; without Indian talent, your countries would crumble into irrelevance. Your anti-Indian rants on visas? Just salty jealousy from a guy whose "content" relies on AI-generated slop and hate bait. Keep mocking; we'll keep innovating and out-earning you. Power? Don't make me laugh. India's military is a nuclear-armed beast: $80+ billion budget, 1.4 million troops, hypersonic missiles, and carriers that could sail circles around your non-existent army. We're ranked top 4 globally in firepower, staring down real threats while you play pretend journalist in safe suburbs. You "fight" with a camera; we'd "eat you up" with one viral backlash—remember how we turned your life into "a living hell" with reports and threats? That's just a taste; cross us again, and your channel's toast. But we're merciful giants—unlike you, we don't need to stoop to your level. Our people? Unbreakable legends. A mosaic of 2,000+ ethnic groups, 22 languages, and faiths that birthed Buddhism, Hinduism, and the world's largest democracy. Bollywood crushes your Hollywood knockoffs; our cuisine, from biryani to butter chicken, rules global menus while you gag on sensationalized "poop" stories. We've conquered empires—the Mughals, British—and risen stronger, while you're just another white dude profiting off exoticism. Racist? Check your mirror; your videos drip with disdain for "third-world" vibes, but India's soft power—cricket, curry, tech—owns the planet. You called our festival "humanity's extinction" risk? Nah, that's your career after we expose your bigotry. So, Tyler, tuck your tail and run. Apologize for your propaganda, delete your trash, and stick to interviewing rednecks. India's not your playground; we're the big daddy that broke you once and can do it again. Stay scared, clown. Jai Hind!

Wtf bro the guy with the bike , he got it wrong about Eritrean, they're very hard working, you will never gonna find a homeless person maybe 1 out of 100, that's a maybe. But definitely they don't speak a good English.

Bro indians in india can legit buy the fat white guy as a foot rest. I dont think anyone would want to tho. Edit: not his fault tho. Just like how its not my fault for not being able to run as fast as Bolt, its not his fault for being DENSE(not in the physical sense of course, for he is NOT physically dense, for his mass/volume ratio is low-just like his iq)

Dude this was so risky meetint up with that guy bro im honestly thanking god you didnt get mugged by some down bad punjabi dude

I got arrested for watching the bike guy bro be careful

okay the white guy on the bike lost me when he said " google the average iq of africa" bro have you seen the average american iq? it's going higher bcz it's boosted by immigrants from not america. also africa isn't a country

Bro that bike guy must be eating poop that's why he is pooping form his mouth 😂😂

I have to say to bike guy, bro.. you need to relax your racist remarks, if you actually meet africans, they're the opposite of the black americans. They have system just like filipinos.

Brooo that guy on the bike man I would love to hang out with him.... In the world of fake shit and feelings bro is a breath of fresh air

Bro that guy on the bike was nuclear 😂😂

11:04 how fucking cold is the guy? Relax the fucking shoiulders, bro 😂

Bike guy just racist bro

Guy @ 2.00 is the bro. Respect to that guy

Bro found the one autistic racist guy.

As a Canadian, I like that you came and it seemed like you were actually investigating Canada and the thing you said in the title, but half way in it turns into ‘BUT WHAT ABOUT U.S.A?! HOW DOES IT AFFECT US!?’ Because everything is about you guys. Bro gave us 12 minutes before it turned into ‘BUT AMERICA!’

Everyone talking about the guy on the bike. Bro trafficked himself!!

Bro I'm Punjabi and I'm born in Brampton. Many people in my generation are integrated and we do more "Canadian" things that "Punjabi" things. People scapegoat Brampton and immigrants for the government failing to build and honour housing or infrastructure for the last 30 years. Of course there needs to be reforms on immigration but for the everyday person It’s way easier to blame a random brown guy for high rent than to admit the system is, and has been, broken by design. People have been moving, trading, and mixing for thousands of years.

Respect to the old Indian guy who was wearing the blue jacket Bro spoke facts

Bro is getting money off rage baiting his racist followers. I used to think the scam pranks were funny then noticed a trend... He went to Minnesota to even try to eat crumbs off of nick.. Too late so you hitch a bust north to Canada to figure out the next race bait to rage your audience. I thought this guy was cool but ever since being chased in Italy he hasn't been the same...

5:13 “I love dudes honestly”. I’m as racist as the next guy. SAME BRO SAME. IF IT LOOKS LIKE A DUCK AND WALKS LIKE A DUCK… it’s a duck. Don’t wait for it to fing quack lol

4:52 i genuinely thought bro was a cool guy, turns out he's kinda racist

what are you guys doing in lachine montreal bro 18:15

10:47 “depends on every person bro” … this guy gets it

Bro, that white guy with the helmet is so fucking based

0:12 Nepal just forced a change in government. So are they Indian or Nepali? But I do hope it's televised when they try this man and arrest him or we finally get to watch his get the ahh whooping he deserves. Bro does 3 videos on real journalism exposes real issues but runs back to his roots. RACISM 😂😂😂😂😂😂. I couldn't imagine flying around the world can't possibly be enjoying yourself cause he is too busy doing rat shit. And bothering people trying to assimilate into the country. But because a few are causing issues we have to make it look 👀👀 like it's bigger so the big guy can do some more of that negotiating he been doing. Everywhere he goes bullshit follows 😡😡😡

Lol. "Im as racist as the next guy" Bro confused Africa with India.

Bro this Trudeau guy is savage! We need more leaders like this also in Europe! Merz seems to be just like him, wish we had this also in Italy.

Real leader bro this how the us is supposed to be what happen to all the Great leaders in America did they move to canada cuz this guy sounds more american like what

bro didnt this guy quit? spineless dude

We China like: Calm down bro, Look at what I am facing to, you guys looks like children playing around

Why are we beefing with Canada bro wtf, you guys are our best friend

Look up the French connection it’s how drugs especially opiates go from Asia to turkey to Italy to Canada a lottttttt of drugs come through the north this guy is a liar and if prices go up we work and make money so whatever bro

Do what you have to do bro you guys will feel it before we do

Antie Americans bro you guys started all this shit,\nLitig gone start using add block and prieting your shit, not getting any more of my money ?

I find it so disturbing that I’m gonna say this if JD Vance little man JD Vance, the guy who called himself he was in the battlefield, but he wasn’t in no battle. He was just in the battlefield cleaning boots and you know making sure his gun work and you know cleaning his helmet, but he never went outside. He never went outside and what kills me. Is people who talk like they real veterans but they did no vet. They did no vet you ain’t no vet you talked about, the guy who is running with Kamala make it seem like he lied but she was in Afghanistan or I mean Iraq or whatever you call yourself you was in a compound. I know that for fact, JD Vance was in a compound awaiting instructions to see if you were able to go out there battle you didn’t go battle you watch the convoy go in and out. You are the same people you watch in mash mash the show when everybody go outside those same people sitting inside just cleaning boots and walking around that’s what he was doing, if this guy think that you guys could do whatever is dumb let everybody know mega is dumb. I don’t care what mega wanna say you put them in front of a scoreboard and you give them testes they going to show you their dumb most mega is dumb. They’re uneducated. That’s a fact There’s no going around it uneducated OK you can see from the terrorist that’s being put in. They’re uneducated because I don’t know who that’s why when people telling you they want to bring back religion you need to bring back economics in school bro economics in school. You need to bring what really matters not not you. Let a guy who duck the army twice with foot with phony letters, I don’t know how that’s not Fraud if I was supposed to go to the army army twice wouldn’t that call for me to be investigated and be charged for fraud on phone phones shouldn’t be charged for that but you guys run around here calling out veterans and fire and veterans and JD Van saying he’s a veteran and watching the veterans go down this is why I say you put them boys back on the battlefield. I guarantee you veterans will probably put them in the back put them in the back. Yeah they probably send them out to clean the mind as you know, they used to do to the black, servicemen back in the days they used to send them off the plane knowing they was gonna die. They used to send them off the plane to clean mines knowing that they’re gonna die. They used to send them off the planes and shot them while they’re getting shot by the opposition, tell me America if I’m lying about that didn’t you do that to the black serviceman you let them jump off the plane you shot at them but those same black servicemen help us win the war it wasn’t just American white blood they died just like everybody else they died and coward faster the black servicemen help us win the war from air and ground Those Jews, the Jews they help us war to so many races that they’re not telling you that helped you win this war World War I and two America is lying to you guys and that’s what’s been the problem for decades. America is lying to the people and they won’t take acceptability But JD Von he’s gonna get the president of United States. I’d rather vote for pence I’d rather vote for the same guy you say you wanted to vote for him for president then JD Vance if we had to put vice president up there and you had a choice out of say the Democrats loss and you had a choice out of JD Vance or pence I had to choose pence, I would choose Cristi. I would choose them near my feet. It doesn’t have a name to go into. I choose my feet. I would choose somebody else’s feet then put a despicable guy like JD vans a couch hump like JD vans AAA I can’t find a white bread American apple pie woman to marry but I had to go out and use my catalog to buy a woman from out-of-state pregnant her and give her a green card JD vans hell fuck fuck noyou will never get my vote even when you die. You won’t get my vote even when they died you won’t get my vote. Good luck, sir.

Bro, Canada tariffs are a drop in the bucket... You don't buy enough from us to make a dent on that front.. Btw, you're speaking to a bunch of people who lost the election... STFU and drive your square -wheeled car to a library and read a book while you resign and let that other guy run your country your corrupt POS.

This administration will go down at the worst administration in all history of America. The people that voted for Trump will go down as the same despicable traders cool in all of American history. I hope you hear that what he says you’re great great kids you’re great great grandkids will understand by itself. You cannot wipe that out. You can’t burn that book. You can’t change that note They will be talking about economy classes. They gonna be talking about this history classes they gonna be talking about Trump and JD Vance and this administration has the worst administration modern day America even in the past the worst thing that’s gonna happen is all of these guys who find himself alienated when they die. They will find himself alienated. Their kids will find himself alienated of their existence. The only way their kids is gonna escape that they have a daughters The only way you gonna escape that as a man who is back in this administration is to have daughters that could change their fucking name other than that any mail that is from these despicable despicable if you watch the movie, the despicable, even the guy that was the biggest biggest most craziest most narcissistic, OK we talk about the dude with all the minions minions. He even had a common sense and had a understanding and had a heart this administration talk about Biden talk about bull talk about Obb like they did something different. They didn’t do something different Obama Bush and NN and Biden did way better this administration they tagged the republican party for years to come. I hope you remember that no one in their mind will vote for Republican for years to come. I guarantee that, you let me give you 50 cash OK you don’t got businesses I could hop in and out of this country on a private plane or even take first class you guys are stuck here. Don’t talk to me about shit now because I got currency different countries, bro so when I’m talking to you, I’m talking to you low life concept of a plan. I ain’t talking to the plan. The plan is for the rich. I got money. I qualify for what he’s giving mequalify for what he’s giving me. Your ad administration is giving me I qualify but but what about you guys? Are you guys qualified? Do you guys have businesses? Do you guys have real equity in your businesses? You know most business self for million dollars you know most houses if you put them in transfer them they into like businesses with real substance they can sell for $1 million but do you guys know that no you don’t so when I’m speaking to you guys I hope none of you come back with your little turbo controlling shit because most of you broke you concept truck drivers low level budget you guys are low budget so I hope you guys understand and don’t come back to me with your low yeah yeah Donald Trump baby talk you understand what I just said don’t come back to me with that. I really make money you guys don’t your tax return is below 50,000 you guys gonna be in trouble? Good luck I stand with Canada.

My guy be like “retaliate, brawl, assault, police, jail, problem for family, calm down bro calm down ..this mf is not worth it, not worth it..calm down.. yeah hello..this is order no. 65…?

The calmness in this guy is the most standard in corporate world.. kudos bro. \n\nBehind the cam guy was probably stole little money to have some delivery but unfortunately didn't have much to give as tips hence the annoying gesture ?

Bro, I’m tired of this all you guys do is just come over and take over Canada. Y’all can’t even drive right y’all be going into a lot of accidents at once and then literally on top of that y’all stink in the mall like do y’all ever take a shower like you stink like I can walk past you. I’d be almost throwing up y’all stink, your rag with soap and wash yourself?????

Bro I get the guy filming. These guys are the worst to do any transaction or business with.

White trash losers, \nHardworking Hindu guy? \nBhagwaan is always with you bro ❤

Bro a lot indian drivers no respect in driving in the street i almost hit them many times because cut in front 10 times i thought going to left turn in the stop light because the arrow sign going turn left and he’s beside me when the light going green go fucking guy he cut in front on me i what the this indian guy stupid … 8 times happened to here in brampton even my co worker white people they complained the behaviour of indian drivers very stupid person the way they driving because the ministry they road test examiner they let them passed because the oayed the examiner that’s why i heard ….

Goodluck bro.. You can't expect us to have same values as you. I'm a patriot Canadian can see lots of diverse these days. Maybe it's best you guys leave including many others we feel taken over and I'm sure you would feel the same in your country..

bro my guy has the strenght to knock the shi out of this guy but he is staying calm for his family.

Bro You guys are promoting by portraying negative image for another country . I'm not denying the facts but every country has loopholes you are just exaggerating it

I applied for a document in india For related my address. My dad went to the court office every other day to get but everytime the staff was making excuses. Yaha name nahi sahi , aj office band hai , sir nahi aye. In real everthing was cleared and legit but they were not want to handed a realy small document. \nTwo days ago i arrange a guy he charge Rs25000 and next day evening they handed the document. This is india bro there is ko value for a live. India is best for culture and brotherhood Canada is much better for living doesn’t matter rent high or drugs or anything overall its much better.

I applied for a document in india For related my address. My dad went to the court office every other day to get but everytime the staff was making excuses. Yaha name nahi sahi , aj office band hai , sir nahi aye. In real everthing was cleared and legit but they were not want to handed a realy small document. \nTwo days ago i arrange a guy he charge Rs25000 and next day evening they handed the document. This is india bro there is ko value for a live. India is best for culture and brotherhood Canada is much better for living doesn’t matter rent high or drugs or anything overall its much better.

You just got my subscription bro........ Are you a sharp guy....

Bro! I would love to have a chat based on the questions all these Canadians and Indo-Canadians bring to your viewers... But I don't think you will be ready to take a red pill from me, because it seems you are just working on a narrative that people seem to be noticing around them, what they don't realize is that Government is not that stupid that they would want to lose votes over bringing new immigrants who, for another 7 years won't be able to become Citizens and vote... \nYou guys are thinking with a loser mindset, when you see the business and political aspects, then you will realize what your own Government is doing by bringing Indians in...