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God ,can't stand this dude ,neither the canadians , just a bunch of @$$leickers ?

Yeah, I dont mess with vikrams. I remember black friday 2013. I was standing in line with a couple of 10 dollar video games. At this point two indian dudes line up behind me, may god strike me down if I'm lying, the air was spicy, and it literally burned your nose. Needless to say me and my partner took a long walk around the store before returning.

Cash is one of a kind. His professionalism, personality, delivery, keen eye for the truth, creativity and dedication. God bless Cash Jordan. What a stand up dude. We need people like Cash in the public offices!