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I’m flying to Mexico and then to Japan. I spasticity chose flights that didn’t have layovers in the United States. It cost more but it’s worth it

I'm British, it's ducked there. So I will fly to Mexico, find a hot single mum marry her, fly to Canada, take a bus then a taxi to New York ??, start a new life in Yankee land

Now fkn way ppl are flying from Mexico to Canada without a passport, I'm calling BS on that. But I don't blame anyone for leaving Canada, this place is a mess.