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He's not joking it's not even funny how many Indians are in Canada they are lying to us about the true numbers mind you 3 million + have expired visas and they just passed a law were if just one of your family members stayed in Canada for 3 years all of their family will become citizens without ever stepping into the country and people can now bring over their elderly parents also they get 83 thousand dollars a year they used the system against us arranged marriages...

It's funny how true it is, "immigrants getting mad about other immigrants"

she is tied of being colonizer funny she should say that theindigneousppl of canada are tired of the deniers who have ived here longer then you have by tens of thousands of yrs ...and it weird she us making statments that mirrored the indognrous ppl yrs ago ...whwen they was purposefulyl genocided .she needs to remember they are the onl true natives to this land ... henc why they are called native american ...so if she is offended they say such thing..its not them being offensie it them bring factual awareness that others dontlike

the fact this leader thinks that we Americans give a flying fuck what he has to babble about is funny. I as a American am feeling much more hopeful on the action that our president is making is for the better of America and its allies. stay in your lane and stop acting like you can say another country with things that aren't true or aliened to things going on.

Too bad Trudeau can’t come to America and be our president. Funny how easy it is to believe every word that he speaks. Not true for any American president. Except in the movies. Americans got what they voted for. Idiots

Golden age, pthh More a golden shower if you ask me, then again it`s the same smell and color as their leader... \nHe act like what we in Denmark call... Kong gullerød... King carrot, and it ain`t even the orange coler we talk about, \nit`s was what we in old day`s called a true better knowing smartass, only funny it`s orange too...

I find it very funny that people who were immigrants in the past hate the new immigrants.\nThe only true Canadians are the Asian aboriginals who lived on Canadian lands before Canada was founded.\nAnd as a Japanese born in a country with thousands of years of history, I can't see any culture worth preserving in Canada with such a short history other than that of the Asian aboriginal people.\nSo there is nothing wrong with Canada ceasing to be a white country and becoming a country of new ethnic groups from outside Europe.\nCanadians of European origin who complain about immigrants should realize that they are immigrants too.

As much as I dislike dump as he is a walking talking lying machine, using this lying machine against people outside of US is very advantage. Dump is a true bully and he certaining knows how to bully other countries to do what he wants.\nUnlike the democrats who are soooo freaking soft it's not even funny. The democrats should NOT have accepted that results of the 2025 election, they should have claimed election fraud and then started a riot too. Why do the democrats need to be soooo nice to dump when dump gave them the middle finger??

I earned my permanent resident status back in 2001 and joined US ARMY during war in terror and served for 8 years. While serving, I was deployed to Iraq and Afghanistan in the middle of hot zones, dodging grim reaper's radar for many, many times. When I finally earned my US citizenship through military, I seamlessly transitioned into law enforcement career in New York for past 10 years, which I encountered with many illegal criminals with rap sheets- which some makes you think why they are still wondering in the street instead of locked up in the jail, having their freedom taken away. What is funny is that many of these illegal criminals have such an entitled mindset that they are deserve to be here in US without permit do whatever they want and enjoying these unbelievable benefits that these sanctuary city/state provides that we, us citizens don't even get- and we are paying for it with our hard earned money. I think I earned my citizenship with blood and sweat, same goes to many immigrant hopefuls that came to U.S with true American dream. It is time to take back our country and I 100% support with Trump's decision on this.

So not true. It’s funny how all these stupid people say the same thing. It must be genetic. He needs to go like Kamala ???

This was funny.. I can't say I blame either of them though. Bro with the camera is just fed up with all these street shitterz like everyone else is, but I understand that the street shitterz just want a better life than the ? one they fled from. India is a dump .. no offense but it's true. Very dirty place lol

Canadians beginning to show their true faces, now that economic stagnation has sunk in.\n\nAnd it's funny how the Indian guy speaks English and French fluently, but the racist white woman doesn't. Who's the real Canadian now?

why have we been brainwashed to not have more than 1 or 2 kids see what happened! we need to populate our own country my slogan if I ran would be lets make babies, Banning all condoms and contraceptives and lowering price of alchohol funny but true!

Why Canada? So funny. Too many people have very little to offer and are being a major burden. Sad but true. WE really need skilled people with their own bank accounts with some $$ in it. No more easy freebies as we have already given the house away.

Funny thing when Quebecois tell you they want to keep their language, culture and identity, they're being told they are racist of wanting to slow down or put a hold on mass immigration. I gather you guys are starting to have a change of heart about the situation. Hope you will also change your views about French Canadians and Quebec in general. \n\nAnyway, I bid you all godspeed: you deserve better and also deserve to protect your identity and distinctiveness from that dreaded national political doctrine that is multiculturalism. That greek gift from Pierre Trudeau is a true menace to all three original founding nations of this federation.

I will tell you all something funny, Canada made me a citizen in just two weeks. This happened in Sept of 1987, and it was done via the Canadian citizenship centre in Mississauga Ontario. I had an interview with the judge, who was from Pakistan (that is not a lie), then I was sworn in as a Canadian citizen in the chamber and a government employee as a witness. This is a true story, and how things are done in Canada. Well....for white people like me at least. ?

Funny thing, Halifax is bursting at the seams with new arrivals. It’s expected to double in size in the next decade. There’s another ethnic grocery store opening every week. Our population has grown by 10 million people in 20 years, largely due to immigration. Toronto is bursting at the seams and is the most polyglot city on the planet. I have noticed a lot of these whiny videos by immigrants who say it’s no good to move here. I think they are not telling the truth about the tsunami of immigration going on here in Canada right now. Trouble is, there’s not enough housing for the 40 million people here right now. There’s not enough doctors, nurses, hospitals, social services/workers to service our present population. Still, the government flaps its gums about wanting 100 million people here by 2100. If that’s true, southern Ontario will look like Tokyo. There has to be a reevaluation of putting the majority of new arrivals in the GTA. If people want to move here, they should be willing to go to smaller cities and towns across the country.

That wasn't his security that tackled the guy..that was American security pretending to work for once.....funny but true

OMG , the answers are so funny. The language spoken… foul language. Thanks for the laugh. Burnt Irish people on the beach ?? and I’m Irish so it’s true!!

Best video ever, true and couldn't stop laughing few time??..taking to squirrel was super funny????

I'm not Aussie, in fact the only Aussies we get here in Spain are the ones running with the bulls til they can no longer run. At all... Sad but true. This clip I found it really funny because somehow I know stuff about Australia. The backpackers import export so good. Fukin Australians! I guess I'm now allowed to enter.

Yeah it's true. I was talking to a woman from Canada, we was friends on the game, so we swapped numbers and i sent her a picture of me and she started acting funny behind that so i blocked that drunk beeotch

Man I see white people and black people there. That’s another politician that payed people to go to the border and cross. Lol ? would be funny if it was true.

Funny how the wealthy are the true reason we can barely support ourselves, but people at large would much rather blame disenfranchised populations looking for a better life.

That's so funny and true at the same time. Sadly, I was born in the falsely advertised 'Best place on Earth, 'Canada' and therefore, cannot claim asylum in any other country, so I will pass away alone in hospice with 5 other dying strangers. Luckily, I moved away just in time through the UK ancestry scheme and live my dreams with my partner I met in a home we bought in a city where I don't have to look at the price tags as I know it's already 6x cheaper than Canada! However, there's a catch in that you can only go back as far as your grandparents to use the Ancestry Escape Pod, so if your grandparents were born in Canada I wish you all the luck and who knows, maybe you'll eventually merge with the USA and freedom and happiness is yours. Life is better on the outside. I moved 15yrs ago and never look back. I calculated a week to visit my siblings in Canada costs the same as 6 months worth of mortgage payments (my share).

Funny because it seems every single true crime story I hear about murders and dismemberment is Canada. Also safety is relative. What you feel is unsafe might not be for someone else. Also your government trampled all over god given rights

It's funny as someone from Mexico , USA is a dream come true haha .

Very good video, I wish I knew it all in 2014! Taxes, OMG this was such a nasty surprise when my grocery bill was higher than what I saw on a price tag. Funny that a lot of this is true in Switzerland as well. Switzerland hates overachievers but values team work. Always respect your team, help and be polite are absolute dealbreakers. Other aspects of cultural norm also works. Remember how Canadians were closed when it comes to personal topics, Swiss people are reserved and it takes time to get closer to them but they can also been direct when it comes to a civil state, at least this happened to me. \nFunny fact: when I arrived in Switzerland I had Canadian views of a distance and annoyed people by saying 80km is close, but when I explained I used to live in Canada they understand I need time to adjust. \nI lived 5yrs in Toronto and never get issues with winter, but I hate summer heat not winter.

when it comes to cultural differences, what you said there is a huge huge generalization. Why? Some preferred cultural behavior might be true for tiny nations (or small geographic areas). That is because of rather reasonable distances, habits could spread all over that area within past centuries (that is how all that is made). But talking even about Russians is a heavy stereotype. By best guess your Russians from around Moscow area and those close to eastern Chinese borders would differ more than those groups of of Chinese (or Mongolian if Mongolia is also close by), that are right on the other side of that eastern border with their Russian counterparts. And of course by Russians I mean here citizens of Russia and not their ethnicity. \nSo Saying how Europeans are all reserved (which funny enough if you mean Europe geographically would include Moscow), is just a huge misstep. It is like calling all USA citizens to be same way (something you might really want to avoid doing if ever you visit USA).\nAlso Climate. First of all Ontario is not the other name for Toronto or GTA area. It is rather big province. So that weather heavily depends if you are sitting in Toronto, Ottawa, North Bay or Windsor. That humid weather as you stated is only truth for the parts that are closer to those big lakes.\nAnd for the love of god. Canada DOES NOT have a paid insurance. Each province has its own paid insurance. So while certain things might be free in one province (like emergency ambulance), it is partially paid in other province.

Its funny when they bring up pot and say that it benefits whites when in reality its not. Come to the rez were I live near and you will see so many pot shops but when a white person wants to open one up in the city its a big deal. And the government won't allow them to open up a shop. Its unbelievable how people are so blind to see that the true racism in Canada is not between white or black but between French and English. You get paid more if you know French, its mandatory to learn French in a city that maybe has ten french canadians, look at how much more Quebec gets represented, if Quebec does not like something then it never happens, Quebec can ban people from wearing religious icons that are not catholic yet the government allows this. You may not like it but its true its all about the big cities and Quebec here in Canada.

Funny im from deh vi st.croix usvi family puerto rican im from deh vi where my brothers n sister come from we are mix black n brown still we go to deh us or where ever they still look at us as thief or up to no good lucky we know our constitution white name is not true cause they from Europe first peeps in amerikka is native get it straight peeps is in deh history books we are all from deh same peeps adam n eve n yet we fail n discriminate others either by color or wealth think before u open ur mind or mouth just saying jah love everyone with a good heart n mind

I'm fucking disgusting by all of these comments what the actual fuck? If you don't know the religion then shut the fuck up holy shit some of u r so fucking dumb. Isnt it funny how the media always tag MUSLIM when a Muslim person killed someone but when a Christian did it they cover it up? Isn't it weird how so many kids in Syria and Palestine died n it didn't made a huge deal. Why? Bc theyre Muslim. Man I'm fucking disgusted by these generation. I have Muslim friends they're the nicest people I've known. Don't compare Isis and muslims bc true Muslims NEVER kill people so shut the fuck up

When muslim woman says they are attacked, by non-muslims it's most likely not true. They do the same in europe, when they get bad publicity, to revert back at the community, they leech on. It's a known tactic, to victimes themselves. The funny thing there is hard NEVER any cameras's to prove their claim, so yeah, most of the time it's just muslim propaganda.

The Qur`an was changed by Uthman. In Chronology, and he also gave the chapternames.\nTher used to be a chapter about stoning too.\nBut, wat is really interesting, ist that the true qur`an was about a third bigger than it is now.\nIts all in Hadith my friend, i dont care enough about islam to invent such things.\nSure did you heard about aishas goat right?\nIf not, ask your imam, very funny story.\n