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Omg. That man on a bike is based af. Someone vote for this man.

Hi there OMG everything in canada scam oh shit man our citizens pay tax whole life,n this third world poor country people just come n they getting all benefit from our tax pay money omg anyway thanks government fail.

OMG,like today, i was in the park, and this old white man told me my music is too loud .He was like really,really old.He was like between 35 and 40. He was like telling me my music is too loud.So i tell him to go "FUCK HIM HIMSELF." It's so rude to tell someone to turn their music down.OMG ,like raaalley!!!!

Omg this man ❤❤❤

Canada, the American people don't want this and a lot of Trump supporters didn't want this either. I'm sorry that y'all too have to suffer and deal with a man that doesn't lead your country. Believe me I would swap with y'all tomorrow. \n\nIt's amazing how Canada came up with how many billions for border patrol but we can't get Congress to pass a bill. President Biden tried to get a bill through Congress within his first 100 days and they wouldn't pass it then either. We have scanners sitting at the Mexican Border that will detect Fentanyl but Congress would approve using them either. Everyone needs to find out how their Representative voted on that bill and make sure they are not in office next time. \n\nI don't know how this man got elected but I feel like Musk and Starlink helped him win. I just heard that Starlink is what was used to send the results in the swing states. Musk told someone an hour before polls closed that Trump was the winner, with his evil laugh and let's not forget Trump telling his supporters that they didn't need to vote cause he will win without them. That's fishy. \n\n\nY'all what do we do if he won't leave office? What do we do then? I know he just got in the White House but it's never too early to have a plan to get him out. They worked on Project 2025 for 4 years and now it's all falling into place. OMG! What are we going to do?

I'm ready to pull together with other Canadians! - Donald Trump is of course not a smart man but that would be dumb to say if you are a politician trying to contain a tarrif war. - (OMG, Wolf Blitzer grew up in Buffalo NY and spent summers at Crystal Beach. My oh my. He probably loved Irv Weinstein. Hope he liked watching Billy Van... if he watched CHCH TV back then.)

Omg...what a Freudian slip...getting Mike Spence's name mixed up with JD Vance...one was brave in the face of evil who wouldn't cave into bullying to accept an undeserved victory...the other is a boot-licking, ring-kissing pathetic excuse for a man who even when his Indian-born wife and half-Indian kids were subjected to rank racism...did absolutely nothing...privately Mrs Vance & her side of the family .. had to have been so let down when there was no push back from the VP.

This guy's voice.... OMG. If he read bed-time stories, the world would fall asleep instantly. Not an insult, very soothing and relaxing voice. Having t6is man tell you that you are dyeing of cancer would make it seem okay.

Omg that's a man DEI Hire horror story

omg hes doing so bad oh gosh ohh\nquick side note: btw biden deported on average more than trump\nooohhh god look how bad this is going to be, look how mean he is, oooh man

I don't know man what ever the reason that guy really really pushed it too far.. omg i would have given him back .. i don't think i have so much patience.. really sad for the guy ... He did not react.. really commendable

OMG as a Filipino American, she mirrors the voices of a good number of Filipinos who voted for Cheetos…appalling and they call themselves Catholics and Christians, no care or heart for their family who might get deported…. These people set foot in America, and now are self righteous and perfect….my conscience is clear I did not vote for a con man without a heart?

OMG that guy is absolutely disgusting you don't treat people like that I feel sorry for the delivery man. I would never deliver there ever again

terrible comments omg!!! I am a old white man born and raised in Canada...our youth born in Canada don't give a crap about us old folks...then these young men and women that come to Canada for a education and residence show up from India...and bang in an instant I am noticed...do you know why because these young adults were raised to respect their elders...they are hard workers (some holding down three part time jobs) they pau their rent...they are polite and smart...with all this said they are also humans who have a limit. If they stay in Canada and contribute to our society here or go back to their own country using what they learned here to better off their communities in India...it doesn't change a thing...because they are so mature and i am proud that they call me a stranger UNCLE and exchange greetings to me all the time. I might not remember how to say their names but i am good with faces and i return the gestures willingly. It is true they have a hard time finding work that fits their educational title but they never give up and will work hard in any field with patience. I understand they are having a hard time but more Canadians should reach out and listen to them...they will teach you too. What a wonderful culture they bring to our country. To all the young Indian (Indus) women and men that come to Canada hold your heads up high and your parents should be proud of you.

Omg ..they have children out there..that’s awful..my heart cries for them..those people are suffering..I understand the correct way to do it but the children man..I’m sorry they have to let them through…

Omg finally the kind of shahveer we all have been waiting for is finally here. Thank you so much man for coming to Canada. Please don't go back now. Stay there for a little too longer. It's been too much of Pakistan content now. It's actually getting bored. We want the energetic, raw and funny shahveer to be back ❤

omg i live in alberta and have been to BC, it is all so expensive bro like holy crap man

Now try a white man in a colored area or colored country. I bet if a white person went to colored area omg we be chassed out

Omg how can I help this man?