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Oh, Tyler Oliveira—you sniveling, camera-clutching clown from the States, desperately chasing clicks by dunking on India like it's your ticket to relevance. You slither into our sacred festivals, twist them into your racist freak shows, and call it "content"? That Gorehabba video where you mocked an ancient Karnataka ritual as the "sh***iest experience" of your life? Pathetic. You got roasted so hard by millions of Indians that you cried uncle, doxxed and threatened, begging for mercy while scrapping your whole "documentary." Then you pivot to whining about "Canada's Indian Invasion," painting hardworking Indians as some horde overwhelming your precious borders—only for YouTube to smack it down before you reuploaded your bile. Newsflash, you bottom-feeding provocateur: India's not your punchline. We're the eternal empire that's outlasted losers like you for millennia. Time to school your ignorant ass on why you should've stayed in your mom's basement—India, the unstoppable tiger that could crush your entire "career" without noticing. Let's start with the obvious: scale, you microscopic meme. India's a juggernaut with 1.45 billion souls, a population exploding with talent and tenacity, projected to dominate the world demo while your declining West scrambles for immigrants to wipe its ass. We're bigger than your wildest fever dreams—3.287 million square kilometers of epic diversity, from Himalayan fortresses to tech hubs that power the globe. You? A solo YouTuber with a few million subs, hiding behind a mic, peddling poop jokes because real journalism's too hard. Your "exposés" on cow dung rituals or urine therapy? Cherry-picked trash from one village, ignoring that India's the cradle of civilization— inventors of zero, yoga, and chess when your ancestors were grunting in caves. You sensationalize our extremes to feed your racist fanbase, but guess what? We own the narrative now; your videos get mass-reported and buried because 1.5 billion of us don't play. Economy? You love ranting about H-1B visas and Indians "invading" jobs—cry harder, Tyler. India's GDP is blasting past $4 trillion, eyeing $10 trillion by 2030, with 7% growth that laps your stagnant economy. We're the world's startup unicorn factory, with giants like Reliance and Tata that could buy your channel for chump change. Indian CEOs run Google, Microsoft, and half of Silicon Valley—your tech overlords are us, bro. And those "invasions" you fear? We're the brains keeping Canada and the US afloat; without Indian talent, your countries would crumble into irrelevance. Your anti-Indian rants on visas? Just salty jealousy from a guy whose "content" relies on AI-generated slop and hate bait. Keep mocking; we'll keep innovating and out-earning you. Power? Don't make me laugh. India's military is a nuclear-armed beast: $80+ billion budget, 1.4 million troops, hypersonic missiles, and carriers that could sail circles around your non-existent army. We're ranked top 4 globally in firepower, staring down real threats while you play pretend journalist in safe suburbs. You "fight" with a camera; we'd "eat you up" with one viral backlash—remember how we turned your life into "a living hell" with reports and threats? That's just a taste; cross us again, and your channel's toast. But we're merciful giants—unlike you, we don't need to stoop to your level. Our people? Unbreakable legends. A mosaic of 2,000+ ethnic groups, 22 languages, and faiths that birthed Buddhism, Hinduism, and the world's largest democracy. Bollywood crushes your Hollywood knockoffs; our cuisine, from biryani to butter chicken, rules global menus while you gag on sensationalized "poop" stories. We've conquered empires—the Mughals, British—and risen stronger, while you're just another white dude profiting off exoticism. Racist? Check your mirror; your videos drip with disdain for "third-world" vibes, but India's soft power—cricket, curry, tech—owns the planet. You called our festival "humanity's extinction" risk? Nah, that's your career after we expose your bigotry. So, Tyler, tuck your tail and run. Apologize for your propaganda, delete your trash, and stick to interviewing rednecks. India's not your playground; we're the big daddy that broke you once and can do it again. Stay scared, clown. Jai Hind!

Was there a tuck tuck/ auto driving in Canada in front of their car.

Trudeau is 10X the man and leader than Trump. The contrast is real. Canada we stand with you against this moron as he drags the US into an economic freefall which could very easily result in millions of lost jobs, increased cost of goods - including gas, market items, cars, lumber and more. A tariff is a tax on Americans. Trump is planning on using those tariff dollars to help offset the actual tax cut for the billionaires. Tuck Frump. Resist the ignorant fool.

The American people stand with Canada. Tuck Frump. Do what you need to do Canada. We the people are with you.

We are tucked. Trump is evil.

Terriffs are nothing new though. I think it's insane that America's have to consistently payout our tax dollars to other countries. The President is wanting these other countries to step up to the plate and do their part. It's okay for them to let cartels and fentanal come into our countries and kill Americans by the masses. I'm sorry I'm American born and will put America 1st. Stand 10 toes down and not be a dang traitor. Americans are so quick to change sides when shit get a little rough. But haven't spoke up and said shit for years. Now we have someone shaking things up and we tuck tail and support a whole other country. Pathetic

Tuck Frump

Trudeau tucked up canada.. we canadians don't trust him.. canadian economy is worst in decaded and the country will be on knees in few months.

Your speech don’t make any sense at all with the far-left propaganda \nand you only go against good loyal people with warm hearts, but when you encounter a real monster or wild animal, you immediately tuck your tail, retreat, and suffocate in fear.

Trudeau for President of the United States .\n Tuck Frump

Most Americans are sick and tired of the Orange drama queen creating chaos every single day and craving for attention. Tuck Frump! He does NOT represent all Americans.

Tuck frump

As an American, I am disgusted to have him as my president. Puck Futin, tuck Frump.

Trump is a russian agent, he has been activated. This is all designed to bring the USA to ruin. Tuck Frump.

As an American we are screwed. However voted for Trump literally tucked millions of people off.

As an American, I stand with Canada and; Tuck Frump, Tuck Frump!

Tuck Frump \nTuck MAGA \nYour Felon President couldn't operate a CASINO and declared BANKRUPTCY....\nand Now he is Tip Towing his WAY TO BANKRUPT U...\nTHE AMERICAN PEOPLE AND ITS ECONOMY...

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TUCK FRUMP!!!

Tuck Frump!

Ah yes, the land of opportunity—where you're welcome to build billionaires' empires but not to seek a better life. Gotta love the irony of a government that cries about 'family values' while deporting people in shackles… all while the VP tucks in his half-Indian kids at night. And let’s not forget our dear overlord Elon, who’s all for importing talent when it boosts his stock price but totally fine with people getting kicked out if they’re not conveniently coding for him. The American Dream™—terms and conditions apply.

Has he has the cut and tuck !!!

And guess what happened…the threat WORKED! Columbias president tucked tail and complied. This is how a president needs to be they need to show STRENGTH not weakness.

They need to stand Biden and Kamala out there in front to stop THEM.... INSTEAD OF LETTING THEM TUCK THEIR TALES AND HIDE. ?

2:20 bringing in the 3rd world is NOT the solution to our aging demographic problem. We need to encourage young Canadians to have more children by offering affordable housing, lower taxes and higher paycheques. If in the future Canada was ever to go to war these immigrants and refugees assholes will tuck their tails between their legs and run to another country. We need a population that is patriotic and will fight to defend Canada.

Nijjar gave religious sermons in Canada where he glorified su1c1de b0mbers who killed an Indian chief minister, others who killed Indian prime minister, and etc, appealing to his congregation to take inspiration from them. That itself is a smoking gun which sh0meless western media has tucked away from their melanin and sunlight deprived audiences.

Plate dhone wale log ????…Tuck chalane wale log …

Y’all need to stay where you are and if it’s so bad.. band together and fight back to fix said problems!! That’s what we had to do when things got outta hand!. We had to fight a revolutionary war and the a civil war after that, in order to have the country we have, or at least had until recently… That’s what everyone else needs to be doing in their own country!.. Fix your own problems, don’t just give up and run here, because that’s the easy thing to do… We don’t want y’all from all these other countries. Not trying to make your problems, our problems too!! If things are so bad.. Then it’s time for y’all to come together and stand up for yourselves, not time to tuck tail and run away!! Because if everyone keeps running to other places, then it’ll only be a matter of time before that place starts to resemble the place where you ran away from!! ???‍♂️

Canadian here, born and bred in Toronto. Just where are you getting those housing prices for Canada $550,000 per house??! As I live very close to Toronto just to get into the housing market now you need at least $1 million Canadian. I think it down payment now is $50,000 or more. I don’t think you could find a house in Canada for $550,000 unless maybe a live weigh in the sticks maybe Tim or talk to Tuck and the northwest territories.\n\nI have visited America and, I definitely would rather live in Canada. No one is packing a gun here in Canada, unless you’re a criminal. I feel safe in Toronto even walking around at night time, can you see the same in the US?

Pizza delivery guy should carry change for 'small' denominations unless it only does card transactions.\n\nLaw requires businesses to carry change for small denominations. Imagine the price is 15 dollars and a few cents, and the customer has a 20 dollar bill; it is illegal to force the client into a nearly 5 dollar delivery tip because the business did not let delivery guy carry small change . As usual, shady business practices.\n\nNo doubt the verbal rant was over the top, but the business practice of not carrying small change and forcing customer's hand is also illegal !!\n\nThat is why his bosses may have told him to leave with his tail tucked between his legs rather than risk a costlier lawsuit.

Tuck Fustin Trudeau

Canada has become a bleeding heart nation for war torn countries and third world immigrants. Just like the US, we have switched from a manufacturing/production society to a nation of consumerism. That's why all the jobs here are customer service based. People realize this, tuck tail and go back home. We need to take care of our housing crisis.cost of living, homeless and look after our seniors. It's a disgrace what's happening here. We have bigger fish to fry.

Maritimer here: I remember going to a small town in Maine for my cousin's funeral a few years back (half my family is American), and when we were checking-in at the hotel, there was a couple taking their suitcases out of the trunk of their car. The man had a handgun tucked in the back of his pants, and I remember the feeling I got seeing it when he bent over. It was pure Fear. In my mind, this man could kill me or my family in an instance if he wanted to. To me, that was the scariest thought, it felt so wrong that it was normal to carry a weapon. \n\nMind you, we have guns in Canada, they are mainly used for hunting or gun ranges, and you need a licence, which you need to pass a test if you want to go hunting with it. I guess growing up in Canada made me think that guns are dangerous and should be kept away from people... so hearing about the children's safety concerns around guns.. is probably because to us, guns out in the public is inconceivable... even worse around children. \n\nWhen there's a shooting in Canada, it's not a feeling that is reserved for the town or city where it happened. The country in its entirety mourns, it becomes Our issue. Anyways, I know my response is months late, but I felt compelled to share. :P

Xi is no coward. Putin would have tucked his tail and left.

Isn’t the kirpan supposed to be tucked inside ? I thought the iron was supposed to touch the skin. Iron keeps bad things away or something I thought

When they get on a plane. Make sure pilot goes south. America. Drop off Landing optional. How do u say tuck and roll in spanish

Breaks my heart as I tuck my children into their warm clean beds after their hot dinner. This is so sad my heart can’t even begin to fathom and I pray for all of them. I hate to see this in 2023. I feel like we can do better as a society.

Carrying it visibly is asking for trouble. He is not the innocent kid here. Created so much trouble for the university and cops. I know he should carry it but he could have simply tucked it in his T shirt.

Why is he carrying it in the open? Tuck it inside or something if u must carry!

Hi I am Christian and in high school I took a cross out of my backpack Christian cross and placed it on to my desk for a moment and I had my teacher come up to me and tell me that I need to put it in my bag because it was offencive to the person sitting next to me as well as putting my necklace that had a cross on it tucked into my shirt the student that was sitting next to me was wearing a turban and the teacher didn't say anything to him and years later my little brother when he was in grade school was told that he was going to get a detention or sent home if he didn't put his Bible away that he was reading on his free time

I don't know. I've lost my compassion for people cheating the system. You ran from your country instead of supporting it. Maybe become a police officer in your country. There has to be more power to the people for the countries. You tuck you tail and run and nothing will change.

Advertise all illegals, democrats, swamp FBI, CIA & DOJ, radical whatever and MS13 Welcome to CANADA! Make sure the hotel signs read 5 stars with complimentary Limo service, champagne brunch, unlimited cocktails, fully stocked room refrigerators, room service with choice of daily deep tissue or Swedish massage a chocolate bar tucked over the blanket. I'M IN. MAGA

I want to see a full fledged south of the border mexican (cowboy hat, tucked in flannel shirt, big belt buckle and cowboy boots) in like London or Tokyo. Idk why but just the sight would be real funny to me.