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You can't make this shite up. A nigerian telling immigrants to leave their culture at the door. I guess he's no longer a Nigerian. Is it because his white wife told him to leave his culture at the door?

Trump plzz STOP this ridiculous trade war man! Tariffs are fun... for complete idiots but real businessmen do NOT do this especially to your biggest costumers. Be friends! Stop needless wars life is already really hard enough with all the shite going on atm, there is no need to make it even harder. Plzz just stop it! Before it is too late!

WITH ALL THESE PEOPLE WHY DON'T THEY GET ON BOARD WITH FIXING THE PROBLEMS AND WHAT MAKES THEIR COUNTRY SHITE.

This is the typical MAGA Republican / Republican who's naturally cold and heartless. Even towards her own family! I wholeheartedly understand why her family can't stand being around her or even talking to her. Don't be so sure that you yourself won't be on that same bus heading to Mexico. Trump doesn't give a shite about you. Being a MAGA Trump arse-kisser won't make any difference whatsoever. ?

I'm not American but this would be annoying having to deal with this daily, the entitlement of these ppl is crazy, at the same time, the west has done so much to plunder from and make other countries shite that it also feels like just desserts.

I am an Irish man that moved to the U.S.S.A twenty years ago. And my ass and all my other bits and pieces are now ( Thanks Christ be to Jesus) back in Ireland. America is not a country its a business. The most God dam cold vacuous depressing soulless place on this planet. Land of the fee and home of the slave. An open air prison with so many God dam rules and regulations it will make your head spin. Thank feck I have traveled . I have been all around Europe and South America, and a little to Africa. And I can say hands down. You don't live when you are in that God forsaken country Amerika. You exist. Nobody has any time. Nobody talks to or trusts anyone. The only time someone talks to you is if they want to sell you something. It's the land of fake smiles and fake personalities. They are void of any sense of humor, and please don't get me started on the woman. They are co co co colder than a witches tit. The cost of living is ridiculous. The cost of housing a joke. Most people working two jobs, just for basics. The food in the grocery stores is utter shite. You are taxed up the gill and you get nothing for it. I could go on and on and on for days about this. On a positive note however, it does have a lot of airports if you want to get the feck out of there. Oh and the elections are fixed. I voted with my feet and left. Life is to short to live in a shit country!

Next time I walk pass that moss\nI will remember to take a massive shite outside the front door\nIt might actually make the place smell better