Discourse Analysis

If some guy handed you an invitation to a party at his house, and there, after an hour, someone approaches saying , 'I hate to tell you, but you WERE'NT actually invited and your invitation is fake, and although the guy who invited you DOES HALF OWN the house, but it is HIS BROTHER hosting the party, and your friend, whenever his brother holds a party prints out fake invitations. And then after being told to just STAY PUT, after thinking that you would like to just leave, the guy who explained this comes over to tell you that since your friend IS half owner of the house, that you are ALLOWED TO STAY, but preferably if you could just walk a long narrow hallway in sit in the large roomy storage closet. Maybe then, you think it preferable to just leave, but IT MIGHT BE CONSTRUED that you are making A BIG FUSS about leaving, and this would be BEING RUDE to the people WHO TOOK QUITE A BIT OF TIME to help you sort out YOUR DILEMMA, and IF you DO leave, you might NOT EVER be invited back again, and if you AREN'T invited back, MAYBE someone who saw you AT THE PARTY: LIKES YOU, and will go around LOOKING FOR YOU, even to the points of looking through people's windows to find you, and WHAT IF this would happen at like 3am, and maybe you should JUST TRY TO enjoy your stay in the broom closet BECAUSE someone who DOES LIKE YOU would wait and be able to SPOT YOU and say 'hi' AS YOU EXIT the main entrance, if that is the only exit.

how is the smell?

Love how he calls the orange buffoon, Donald.

the only thing he got wrong was calling tr*mp “intelligent”. that is absolutely absurd, tr*mp has never been intelligent.

O filho da puta de bicicleta, a mulher dele fugiu com um preto gigante africano só pode kkkkkk

Yeah, you're right. I should move south.

As we age as human being we are supposed to be wiser in our nature for decisions we make in our life and to the ones whom we lead BUT NOT donald trump his brain functions like a toilet the more it gets flushed the more it becomes better in sucking all that's thrown in it and yet the toilet is better than his brain at least it takes care of our business.

This guy must be mad because his doctor is Indian and makes 10x more than he can dream.

Not if you avoid them all together. Please keep all Maple Magas in detention as long as you like Donny.

Ok, gov’ner ?

Make it easy, don’t go. Lots to see in Canada

When you get to the border, wave your old German flag and they won't even slow you down, just wave you through.

Fuck it lets make canada the 52nd state

I just tooted and it's soo stinky???\n\nAlso, trudeau you kinda wack lil bro

100 percent goof

can anyone say what makes Trump smart?

It’s hilarious that Trudeau has to call Trump a smart guy, knowing that he is so incredible childish and immature that otherwise he would just not listen. Trump is the worst president the US has ever had.

Trumpistan is a fly over country.

American President aata hai ek physically unstable present President mentally unstable president hai , mujhe lagta hai pura america mentally aur physically unstable hai 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 kon sa mal fukte zombie ban jate ho zombie guy😂😂😂😂😂😂

And award for the biggest d bag goes to.....?